Saturday, September 11, 2010

Oh Boy...

1662 comments?

Good golly.

Do you know what it's like to read 1662 comments in one go? My brain is fuzzy. You people are insane.

I'm home for two days, and then the Irish tour kicks off on Monday. I was meant to get home yesterday, but missed my connecting flight and had to spend the night in Frankfurt, when all I wanted to do was go home and cuddle my doggies...

I'll write a more detailed blog later, but this tour has been amazing. Met so many people, and so many of YOU, my Minions, from both this Blog and the Bebo page, turned up to say hi...

You're all thoroughly weird, of course, but in a good way.

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Alex Night said...

!st comment

Sarthacus Bolt said...

2nd!

Alex Night said...

Yes! I got the first and second comment and I've only been able to comment for two days! Beat that!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Derek! I'm in Shattered Dimensions 3rd level!!! You've got to get it! IT'S AWSOME!!!


Please take away the word verification!

Skyril said...

YAAAY! you took time to say hi to your adoring fans!!!!! :3

Alex Night said...

aww. well 3rd is close enough.

Alex Night said...

4th

Skyril said...

Ahhh it must be nice to rest your probably aching hands! I'm sure you've signed MILLIONS of copies!!

Alex Night said...

I give up. People are commenting way too quickly for me to keep track. Oh well, I STILL GOT FIRST.

Alex Night said...

Does anyone (and that includes the Golden God) know what the title of the next book is yet? And if the release date in the USA is ever going to be the same as the Ireland release date? I'm sick of buying all of my copies off amazon.com/uk.

Skyril said...

Alex we need to buy some Skulduggery books in the US then sell them so that sales will go up for Master Derek AND more fans will be born and buy the sequels which will make sales go up even MORE. THEN Master Derek will have NO choice but to please his hundreds of starving for his presence fans. *Smiles wickedly* THIS is my master plan!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

FAN FIC ON MY BLOG!
Damn we didn't get to 2000.

gabzii.x said...

13th COMMENT! Guten Tag. Hope you had a good time in Germany. Bet you glad to be home...for a while. :) xxx

Amélie Park said...

._. I am awesome.

Skyril said...

By the way, Master Derek, I'm Super happy you didn't send all of your OTHER minions to annihilate us for commenting so much. :-] I'm sure it was quite difficult to restrain yourself from calling then up and sending them into death action!

June Clarence said...

ARE YOU KIDDING?! You were in FRANKFURT and didn`t tell us?! Please say that was a joke!!! Man, I would have driven there with my dad`s car to have my book signed - even if I would`ve had to break into your hotel room! That`s highly unfair, you know?!

And I know that I`m weird, what do you think why I read your books and your blog?!

Oh, and welcome back home.

Waymer Bailslisk said...

Thoroughly weird. I'm going to take that as a complement.

Nicolette Croga said...

18 :]

Darkane Claw said...

Sarthacus, read my fan fic and tell me what car you want.
Nicolette your in my fan fic too.

sallytracey said...

20th?

Nicolette Croga said...

kl my fan fiction is up on my blog it includes everyone I could think of but if your not in it and want to be please comment and I'll add you

Aimee =] said...

I really don't know what I'm going to do with myself for a whole year :( I am so looking forward to the next book and I cant imagine waiting a whole year :O :)

Like Skyril said, Your hands must be pretty strong now from all the books signings :O Well, I guess that's your punishment for being such a fantastic author :)

sarah wilkinson said...

OMG DEREK YOU ARE PURE GENIUS, I JUST FINISHED MORTAL COIL.. IT WAS...IT WAS....
INEXPLICABLY AWESOME. I PRAISE YOU OH GOLDEN GOD, YOUR THE ONE I PRAY TO!

sarah wilkinson said...

I PRE ORDERED MY SIGNED COPY AND I HAVE TO SAY DEREK, YOUR SIGNATURE LOOKS LIKE THE EXACT TYPE OF THING THATS SIMPLE ENOUGH TO SIGN 1000'S OF COPIES AT A TIME AND I LOVE THE EDITORS NOTE! U SHOULD TAKE UP FLYING AGAIN, I HEAR ITS QUITE FUN!

Skyril said...

Oo oo I wanna be in, Nicolette!! Am I too late? *Shrugs* I'll put my bio up anyway. :3

Name: Skyril Oblivion
Age: 78 looks 16
Description: Shoulder length deep black hair with dark purple streaks, average height, slender but not super skinny
Clothes: loves scarves generally wears black clothes with miscellaneous dark purple additions (like gloves or socks or a scarf)
Gender: Female
Magic: Able to make people temporarily blind depending on how many people and how long focused
Weapons: Lots of small knives and daggers, particularly likes finger knives
Personality: Sweet, proud, kinda weird

sarah wilkinson said...

i should really get it signed in person next time tho, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Nicolette Croga said...

I went to your signing your amazing!!

fan fiction part two is up skyrill your in it put I finished it then came back to tell everyone but then went back to add you so your not in much but don't worry you'll be in it alot more next chapter

hollies said...

im not able to go to the dun laoghaire signing i dont have a lift :'( i actaully cryed.
so if anyone wants to drop me up feel free to ask ><

Nicolette Croga said...

Well Night all :]

AlbaFelis said...

Greetings, Derek! You may remember me from Hamburg. My second name is Valerie and I was talking to Liliana after the tour stop.
Yeeeaaaah, now you remember! Did you like my picture? I hope it drills you to work harder for your fans, minions, munchkin army and what else troops you have out there.
My question is: Do you wanna have the photo I made? It looks really funny, like I forced you to do that. And I noticed we look strangely similar. Especially the noses.

To tell the truth, my friend and me had a hard day on friday. We missed two trains, got lost in Hamburg several times and were nearly hit by some bothersome cars. Living in a big city sure is tough. That´s why we arrived half an hour too late. Our feet ached, she was hungry and I was all done and only wanted to meet you at last (really, I said "Wo ist der Sack?!" Sorry for that).
Anyway it turned to a good end. My brother was happy about the autograph on his lighter (He didn´t come with us cause he couldn´t afford the money for the train).

I wanted to save the reading of "Dark Days" for our class trip. Yesterday I wasn´t able to resist the curiousity any more. Finished it today. I liked it, but at some chapters I thought: "This sounds like the story is almost over... but the book still´s got so many pages! What is going to happen that´s worth writing about?" Now I´ll have to think about new lecture for the class trip.
We´ll go to the netherlands. Sailing on the North Sea for about eight days. Sounds like fun, doesn´t it?

Well, I think everybody is now fed up of my talking about me. Sorry, guys!

Nicolette Croga said...

Sarthacus, Kallista, Hellboy, Dragona, Skylara Aquila, Kitty(who I think is Lizzy), Crow, Darkane and Skyrill you are all in my fan fiction 2 parts are up on my blog....

nice to know where weird in a good way :] and to see you not to mad about all the comments :] ... sorry for making your brain fuzzy though ...

*yawns* okaii this is it Night all :]

Nicolette Croga said...

p.s. who is skylara ? I got them from Lizzy's blog thinking it was skyrill :/ ... :]

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh lookie here. Derek's back! And yes I am wierd. Very much so, that sometimes it scares me. I don't know how you could read so many comments in one go, but good job! I shall pretend to send you cookies and a barrel of aqua vitae. (It means "water of life" in case you were unaware. It was a beverage of choice in the gluttonus 1600's.) Hopefully that'll help with relaxing after so much signing. (That's the only thing I am seriously considering about being an author. I'm hoping that when my book is finished and published, I refuse to take no for an answer, no one will want my autograph.)

You are a trooper Derek.

Buenos suertes!

Blessed be,
Miss Mary

Molly said...

that crazy statement is not untrue.

I still havent gotten Mortal Coil yet, and I'm avoiding reading the comments section, so, I really dont know what it's like to reas 1662 comments. I would imigine that my brain would be fuzzy had I actually read any of them.

Dark Days still hasnt been released in the US, so maybe when it is you could do a Dark Days tour here. I would go.

The League Homepage and Challenges page wont load on my munchkin army account. bleh. I have completed 2 of the 3 missions though. People say that whenever i draw the Munchkin Army logo, it looks like a stamp. heh heh. I rock.

well, I do hope you choose to visit Texas. Sarah and I could show you around! We live in a nice little place that is comfortable in the winter and unbearable in the summer. You would like it here.


well, ill be back when i get Mortal coil. then i might read the 1662 comments.... no, I dont think i will then either.

-Molly, jr high writer of awesome

moonlightnlace said...

It would really be great if you would come to the US.

I did have a couple of questions: Why isn't Rupert Degas reading the Mortal Coil audiobook?? His voice IS Skulduggery!

Also, are we going to be seeing Fletcher disappear any time soon? He's like a mosquito--just a pesky annoyance to be batted aside. I really hate how whiny and passive he is and how little chemistry he has with Val. She deserves better.

ashwerewolf said...

hey, ive never been this early in the comments before so im happy =D

oh by the way i really loved the fact that you included dullahans in your book, irish mythology is cool and Adolf's last words were hillarious i laughed for ages.

the only bad thing was the book was too short i couldve read it in a day but i needed something to do the next day.

so over all i love skulduggery but if he dies or vals reflection turns evil i will no longer worship you as a golden god, they would be the worst things to happen to literaturr since mein kampf

ashwerewolf said...

literature* and i cant believe you killed Ashley (the teen girl) same name, same age i honestly felt as if you were killing me =( its not nice when your favourite author betrays you like that.

oh and my local whsmith only got like 2 new books and the last one was sold to the lady in front of me so i had to go to the next town over to get my copy. thats how much i love your books.

ok rant over im okay now
fangirl squeal*

Lizzy said...

Blog! yay! we love you Derek!

Skulduggery Skellington said...

Btw I loved the fifth book very awesome! :D love your work Derek! <3

ShoulderMonkey said...

We have a few photos from the Birmingham signing up on the Facebook page, and everyone has been uploading photos from other signings too. Hopefully Me, Summer and Abi can all get to a signing sometime in the future :D

Gemma said...

41st. yay

Gemma said...

welcome back Golden God! Mortal Coil was awesome!!

Lizzy said...

BLOGGER FANFIC PART 4 IS UP AND RUNNING! read it or be a loser

Ambiguity said...

tsk tsk. u should... well... i dunno WHAT u should do. I'd just grin and bare it. After all it's your own damn fault for having so many fans.
And btw, even though i read mortal coil I'm not gonna be your minion JUST yet.
~Ambiguity

Mary Hiashi said...

And on that note I shall say... I am still not your minion Derek. I am simply a fan of your work. There is a difference. Like with Rudyard Kipling, I am a fan of his work, but I am by no means his minion. If I am to be ANYone's minion it would be my own. Yes, I'd rather like that. It'd be just like the Pirate's of the Caribbean, where Jack was in Davvy Jones' Locker. That'd be quite the interesting situation.

And Derek, have you ever heard of the Inkspots? They're the bees knees. I promise.

Blessed be,
Miss Mary

Mary Hiashi said...

Hey Nicolette! I read your fanfic. Fairly good job so far! I want to know what happens next.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary

~Hellboy~ said...

my sad brother thinks that he could draw all of u as cool characters. he says "i could use tom percival's style of drawing. it will be heaps cool!"

i just sat there telling him these words:

TOM PERCIVAL. YOU want to copy THE Tom Percival. Poor, poor soul.

please, pray for him. he needs all the help he can get.


*rant over*


alrite, but he does think he can draw u all. *hes looking over my shoulder with a gun to my head, saying " JOe, im a friggin genius!"*


lol.

hes serious tho, so this time nxt week, (saturday) i will forward all the discriptions u give me for the fan-fic and then he will DRAW like he never has before.



HEY EVERYONE! I AM STARTING A NEW FAN-FIC TOO! VISIT MY SITE FOR DETAILS AND TO POST UR DESCRIPTIONS!


http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/



JOOOIIIINNNN!!!!!

Kallista Pendragon said...

Good to hear from you again, Derek, Sir.
Yes we are wierd, but we are a lovely cool kind of weird. The kind that likes to have fun.
I wish you luck on your next tour,(even though it's not to my part of the world. *grumbles*)
Before you go I think you should read all the 1662+ comments of the last blog. Then you should arrange a private party for all your loyal minions & Miss Mary who write on your blog! :)

Kallista Pendragon said...

*On knees passionately praying for hellboy's brother, tears of agony runny down the face as she kneels on hardwood floors before a massive stain glass window in some unknown cathedral*

Sarah said...

Yes, yes you SHOULD go on a Dark Days tour when it finally comes out around here. I want my copy signed. (which, by the way, was a late birthday present from my friend Molly which she got for me from Ireland!! I'm going to thank her again on the blog. Thank you Molly!!)

And we would show you around!! Although you should probably come when its not so hot. Seriously, today i walked outside and felt my brain cook. "shudder"

JB Hi Fi said...

48th COMMENT (ish)
I know, it is astonishing, the amount of power you have at your disposal.
Eion Colfer and Stephanie Meyer can EAT THEIR HEART OUT!!

Did you know you have your own page on Fanpop? Well, you do: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/derek-landy
Your welcome.

~Hellboy~ said...

who the hell is stephanie myer? She sounds like some idiot hobo who writes silly love stories with dreamy vamires. meh.

lol.

Alex Night said...

Skryll, I was thinking the exact same thing. (chuckles evilly) the only problem is that the USA books come out SO LATE! Oh well. I'm converting everyone I possibly can.

Gemma said...

for weird some reason i can only read vampire or death books. Evernight, Twilight, Tomorrow when the war began, Oliver Nocturne and ,of course, Skulduggery Pleasant. It would be so cool to be a vampire. with awesome vision, enhanced speed and strength and being immortal would be so cool. so long as someone was there to be immortal with you, otherwise you just watch as people grow and die around you. that would be boring.

Alex Night said...

Okay everybody, just like Kallista Pendragon I have a serious question. Do you think Alex Night (me) is a boy or a girl? Please answer. I seriously want to prove one of my friends wrong.

Alex Night said...

Or whoever it was who posted that question a while back.

~Hellboy~ said...

alex, u are most definitely a guy.

lol, no wait- ur a girl.


...


NO WAIT! A GUY, A SWEAR U ARE!

AARRGHGH!

~Hellboy~ said...

HEY EVERYONE! I AM STARTING A NEW FAN-FIC TOO! VISIT MY SITE FOR DETAILS AND TO POST UR DESCRIPTIONS!


http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/

Gemma said...

Alex is a boy, definitely

Skyril said...

Thanks you for putting me in the story, Nicolette!!
Skylara Wolfbane is Geckogirl, by the way. :]

Awesome Hellboy! I SO want to see what he makes me look like. :3

Oh, Alex, I KNOW! Stupid covers too! (no offense to whomever created them) None of Tom Percival's beautiful artistic magic! Ah well, at least we could buy 9.6 1/2 zillion (or any number really....especially seeing as "zillion" isn't ACTUALLY a real number...) copies of book one. Then sell or give them away or something then THEY could go get the sequels and bug Master Derek to tour here. Yes, I think if we have enough people doing that then this plan shall indeed work!! Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy or girl? Emmm Well for some reason...besides Sarthacus and Hellboy, (And now those other two, I suppose...) I imagine everyone as a girl. I haven't a clue why...Your NAME is more manly than a girls, though. It COULD be a girl's, though.You know like Alexandra or something.....Agh I don't knooowwww!!

~Hellboy~ said...

so skyril, are u gonna check ur messages? i sent u one with google friend connect. PLEASE CHECK THEM!

if u cant find the message, check ur email, it said something like sending it to there. HURRY!

SkulduggeryPleasantRulz said...

Damn it! Grr... I keep trying 2 get the 1st comment... I slept in til 11:30 this morning (Aussie time) and just... GRRRRRRRR!!!! God 2 C UR baak on after like... 2 weeks Mr Landy! Nice 2 C U again! :)

Also, Derek Landy is awesome and should come on more often... Yeah, sorry bout all those comments. But we adore U so much, so, yeah.

Alex Night said...

Ok. I am actually a girl. I don't think any boy would choose Night as their last name. And Skryll was right: Alex as in Alexandra. Darn, I guess I lost that bet.

SkulduggeryPleasantRulz said...

That's ment 2 B 'Good 2 C UR baak on...' Sorry. I h8 when people say 'Oh my god' or 'OMG' it annoys the hek outta me! Blasphemers! People have RELIGIONS! Jesus luvs U!

~Hellboy~ said...

XD i am the alpha and the omega. "revelations chapter something verse something"

jesus so loves u. XD

~Hellboy~ said...

i see how stupid that looks...preaching by a guy with the name "hellboy"

Gemma said...

we should learn more about ghastly's and fletcher's past in book six

~Hellboy~ said...

HEY EVERYONE! I AM STARTING A NEW FAN-FIC TOO! VISIT MY SITE FOR DETAILS AND TO POST UR DESCRIPTIONS!


http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/

Mary Hiashi said...

Alex, you already said you were a girl like a thousand posts ago. I think. It was in brackets. Yep. Has anyone else heard of the Inkspots? Anyone? If not, CHECK THEM OUT! They're old...

Blessed be,
Miss Mary

~Hellboy~ said...

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~Hellboy~ said...
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Synopsis Somebody said...

Hey! That's spamming!

Tugce said...

I still need to buy the 5th book =O
I will buy it in english again not in German...because I cant wait XD

BECAUSE OF YOU I AM GETTING POOR!!! D=
nine books ...oh boy XD but I am still gonna buy it !! =)

Mary-Ellen said...

Mr Landy,

Will you be coming to Wexford? Because I am not able to go anywhere else, unless you went to Waterford, I would go, but Im not alod to go all the way to somewhere else. Or come to my school...that'd be funny! LOL! My class would just continue there work and Id be in shock.

I bought Mortal Coil yesterday in Wexford book center and read it cover to cover in the same day. It was brilliant! Do you know the release date for book number 6 and what the title will be? If so, please tell me.

Ive been looking to see if there are going to be Skuldugery Pleasent auditions. It would be a brilliant film if made! =D

This is my first big comment and I dont want to stop typing. Please, please, please reply to my comment....you never reply to mine.... =(

Never mind....

Your faithful Minion,

~MaryEllen
aged 11

Gemma said...

Vote for Derek to make a movie script.( i just want to read the awesomeness in under a few hours)(hehe)(also want to play Val)(hehe)(sorry)
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Nicolette Croga said...

Heya guys, good morning part 3 of my fanfiction is up the following people are in it ..

Sarthacus, Dragona, Crow, Molly, Darkane, Isreal (aka hellboy) Aquila, Kallista, Kitty, Skylara (gecko girl), Skyrill

I would also like to include Lizzy in the next part so if you could post your bio on part 3 that would be great ...

Loving all the fan fics guys :]

Synopsis Somebody said...

Hey! that's spamming!

Synopsis Somebody said...

again!

Holly said...

I don't have the energy to write another reaaaaally long post to catch your attention, but I'm just going to say well done for actually reading the 9-odd pages of comments. I know I didn't.

Secondly, you seem to have promised us a larger, more detailed post A.S.A.P. I hope you fulfil your promise- we don't want another 1000 comments, do we? >;)

Thirdly,
If you answer my question (from the crazy long comment) I would be forever grateful.

THE END.

Wonka said...

woah sorry about that.
that is quite a lot of comments....
i have my dad and my sister reading Mortal Coil!! i am bloody amazing and my dad is at the night club bit... that bit scared me i must admit- remnants are so scary!!

Wonka said...

o and my mum is only half way through Playing With Fire
:(

Wonka said...

i agree with Gemma all the way through!!!

Wonka said...

I have just read a few comments and have just remembered...
WHY??
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO TANITH??!!!
i dont know if i have already posted that of a previous blog but still. i canNOT get over that.

o yh and i think my dad has this weird crush on Valkyrie cos he like backs up every wierd thing she does in the books like with the mascara: i laughed at that bit and he said 'dont laugh you'd do that too.'

and then with the Doctor Nye bit dad went 'wow she is amazing- i luv the way she sorted him out!'

my dad has officially worried me... ¬¬
and he fell into the door frame of the garage the other day so im wondering if his brains have been bruised or something.

Nicolette Croga said...

part 4 of my fan fic is ready to go but I'll post it tonight for when everyones finished reading the 3rd one :]

Derek Landy said...

Wonka, your dad sounds awesomely cool....!

Mary-Ellen, I'm not sure when I'll be in Wexford/Waterford next. The closest I've been recently is Kilkenny last month, but I'm sure I'll get there soon...

Book Six, by the way, will be out in September of 2011, and no, I don't know what it's going to be called yet!

Holly, I've completely forgotten what your question was...!

Alexzz said...

Nicolette, your fan fic is awesome... O.O - may i paweaze be in it, if so ill post a character profile :P

Sarthacus Bolt said...

SMSD!! Derek, get it! Noir is the best!

Alexzz said...

Oh yeah, hey derek, jeez you must be tired as...i wonder how you do it, in all of your greatness, find the inspiration with which you draw upon to, write these AMAZING books, go through all the trouble of signings AND stay on top of your blog :O its simply astounding

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Oh, and are you coming to Scotland? Please? I'll tell you who i am when I see you! PLEASE?!

bencotter said...

hello derek... i went to one of your book sighnings. The one in Liverpool and I gave you two chapters of the book i wrote. Do you like them??? they have my email on... [:

Nicolette Croga said...

HELLO DEREK :] your amazing :] sure alex of cousre you can be in my story just post a bio :] .... *sighs* ohhh the joy of homework

Alexzz said...

Ohh joy!, Nicolette i might have a very descriptive profile, this might be easier, do you watch bleach at all?

Holly said...

Derek- here's the crazy-long comment again, because it's crazy-long-ness in itself is awesome.

--

I know you make an effort to read all of your comments, (though I can understand you being daunted at this posts' number- I mean /really/) so when I decided to write a review of Mortal Coil (NO SPOILERS) I thought that, better than inappropriately posting a book review on an unrelated blog, I'd post it here.

First off, I'd like to offer thanks(sarcastically; though not too much venom here) to whoever it was responsible for the 'participating stores' idea- they managed to get many Participating stores in Cornwall, a notoriously under-represented county. However, ALL of these stores were concentrated in such a way that there was no way in heck for me to get a special book.
Luckily, I found a 'local' participating book-store that seemed to be ahead of its rivals in the Ways of The Internets that possessed a websop. So, I'm not /too/ angry. For now. ;)

Secondly, I'd like to (non-sarcasticly) talk about the free watch. It's awesome! Forgive me for getting excited about a free gift, but it glows in the dark. I mean, come on. I hope that you, mister big-shot writer, managed to nab one for yourself.

Thirdly, the book. The book (though not the content yet, I fear). Ever since receiving MC in the post, I have been loudly and enthusiastically informing everyone I meet that my ambition is to /be/ Tom Percival when I grow up (I'm not sure how this will be achieved, but I'll work out a way). Cooing at the morbid and graphic... Graphics, stroking the spine and stirring up my highly-strung, gory-artist friend (She'd get along with Doctor *y*).

As for the content itself... I confess, I read the first chapter (and some Wikipedia spoilers) ahead of time, as I succumbed. Just like last time, in fact. And just like that, I was unimpressed (courtesy of Wikipedia; surely I've learnt my lesson? I think not) until I received the book, that is.
Every twist left me speechless for a moment, and I've spent today alternatively whooping with laughter, crying out "Why?", bemoaning various characters, slamming down the book (Sorry!) among other reactions. As always, the rendering of the characters made my day, and- in what is fast-becoming my SP tradition- I've saved some of my favourite bits by dog-earing the pages (Sorry again! But I hope you're comforted by the fact that this is the only series I do this to).

All I'd like to say is- well done, yet again. Seriously, /well done/. The last page made me do my 'I'm a teen girl but I'll imagine I'm John Green for a moment and do a happy dance' dance.

And my favourite pages were the best bit. The imagery still hasn't left me.


All that's left for me to do is quietly get on with my life, and wait for the next, even more thrilling ( I hope) instalment.

P.S- Although if you dare wait until September again, I will actually not read it. Autumn 2011 is reserved for /Sherlock/, damnit.
P.P.S Oh, and since I know such a long post has got your attention- what is your opinion on the Beeb's Sherlock? Have you seen it? Please tell us in the next post. 'Cus, you're one of the only YA writers I respect the opinion of, and I LOVE it. I think it does the original canon almost total justice.
P.P.P.S About the respect? I never said that. -_-

Alexzz said...

Oh and Nicolette does it matter if my character is severely overpowered? he will have a weakness i assure you but i dont want his power to be dwindled down... :?

Bex. said...

Me? Katy? WEIRD? Me more than Katy XD. HI DEREK! RUN!

katya.rocks said...

Yeah, Becky WAS more weird than ME, I have to admit XD Although we both went to the Starbucks nearby afterwards and Becky was like *points at Waterstones* Derek's in there!
Me: I know...*thinking* OMG! DEREK'S IN THERE! :DDD

Nicolette Croga said...

yeah it doesn't matter it wont be dwindled down ... and no I don't watch bleach and yes I still have homework .... grrr :]

Nicolette Croga said...

une serie une emission de science fiction une emission tele-realite une jue televise une emmision de musique une comidie une emmison de sport une seres policiare une dessen anime un informations...

dang its les informations :/ I seriously hate french

Gemma said...

Derek said we could start spoiling after Sep 10th and it is the 12th. anyone know where I'm gettin' at? Favourite scene: *laughs insanely before falling of chair, hoping she has some remaining dignity* MAKE A MOVIE SCRIPT! plz?

Lenka said...

100th comment!

Lenka said...

sorry, had to do that. and yes Derek, we are totally weird. Me and Ludi are still admiring our books. and guess what... you're on the second shelf of my book case! and that's a good thing- the second shelf is all books which are my favourites. top shelf are all the books i haven't read yet, and then they fall into the shelves below after i read them... so feel special!

Yeah, well i now have that photo of us as my screen saver on my laptop and on my phone xD i smile every time i look at these

well, not much to say but YAY, NEW BLOG POST TO UTTERLY BOMBARD WITH RANDOM COMMENTS!!!
oh, and Glee comes back to the UK two weeks tomorrow. soooo bloody excited!

Holly said...

Alex Night: Vince Noir chose it as a last name in 'Going Goth' - don't be so cisnormative ;)

And whoever is spamming, please stop. Please.

not_an_owl said...

Im so annoyed, derek.
I walked past easons in the foyle center yesturday, and saw a little shrine of skulduggery books.
there was a sign.
i miss read it.
i guess you're going to derry TOMORROW.
Had i known this, i could have been prepared x(
but alas. I'm not.


& oh yes. September 2011?
You've gotta be kidding me :( I can't wait that long. </3

Nicolette Croga said...

neither can any of us...

alex i have wrote part 4 and 5 but not posted them yet you are going to be in part 6 but I will need you bio okaii... so now I must wait.

meeer please hurry I love writing my fan fictions and now I must stop

Miki said...

Hey there Mr Landy,
I thought you might want to see this work in progress piece that I'm drawing of Tanith. Hope you like it =)

http://i448.photobucket.com/albums/qq208/miki_rawr_tikus/Picture1-2.png?t=1284292122

Oh, and I finished Mortal Coil a few days ago, congratulations on another masterpiece, it was really good!

Lenka said...

Miki that's awesome!!!! love it! :D

Miki said...

Thanks Lenka =)

Alexandre Requiem said...

Of what I understa...Wait.
September?
Next...next YEAR?

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OODLEOODLEOODLE
NAHOYVEN!!!!!

Alex Night said...

Holly: What does cismornative mean? :)
Mary Hiashi: I've only had this blog post for three days. A thousand posts ago I couldn't post. You must be thinking of another Alex. Sigh. There are a lot of them here.

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Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

hello all,
Derek, Hi! I WAS THE ONE AT LIVERPOOL ONE NEAR THE END OF THE LINE WHO SPOKE ABOUT ALPACAS! I FORGOT TO SAY I WAS GECKOGIRL AS I WAS TO SHY.

anyways, Lizzy have u done the next part of your fan-fic yet? i am on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens.

pipdedoodly doo

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people of the universe.
Awesome fan fic Nicolette. YAY I'm in it. Has anyone read my fan fic? Anyone?

khalida said...

WHAT?! 1662 COMMENTS ONLY?!!!
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA COMMENT UNTIL 2000 B4 DEREK GOT BACK?!!!

oh well,1662 is(I suppose) good enough...

but this time...
LET'S ALL TRY HARD 2 MAKE 2000 COMMENTS ALRIGHT?! CHIAYO!!!!!

derek....didnt i told u....
I AM NOT UR MINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST LOOK WHAT U DID!!!!
ONE OF MY WORSE DAY EVER JUST TURNED TO ONE OF MY WORST DAY EVER!!!!!!
OR EVEN MORE!!!!!!
I HOPE UR HAPPY DEREK!!!!!!!!!

AND TO THINK I WANNA C UR LAME THREATS AND SCREAMS 2!!!!!
BUT WHAT DID U GIVE US???!!!!HHHMMMMM??!!!!
WHINING!
U ONLY WHINE!!!!!
@#$%^$#%@@#!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD UR NO HELP AT ALL DEREK!!!!!

Alex Night said...

Mary Hiashi, I think you might actually be right about my post. Gasp. I have been proven wrong?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

hey nicolette my computer says uve put up part four of the fanfiction but when i click on it it doesnt work :|

Nicolette Croga said...

hey guys I just finished part 7 of my fanfiction, the fanfiction includes Sarthacus, Dragona, Crow, Molly, Darkane, Isreal(hellboy), Aquila, Kallista, Kitty(who I thinks Lizzy but not sure), Skylara(gecko girl) Skyrill and Alex (in later chapters)

only goes up to part 3 but who want me to post part 4?

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

I DO I DO I DO!
CAN U PLLLLEEEASSSSEE POST UP PART 4?

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

coz basically im sick to death of homework

Nicolette Croga said...

okaii lol

Nicolette Croga said...

part 4's up :]

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

yay :)
does any1 else think that ocean spray cranberry juice has a after taste thats like washing up liquid?
i only just tried it
my dads bought tons of the stuff because aparently it stopsyou from getting kidney stones (he had one bout 5 months ago)

Darkane Claw said...

Ye it does taste like washing up liquid. Weird.
Go on my blog.

http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

kk darkane i shall go to your blog
geckogirl...AWAY!!!!

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

im gonna start off what we did about 10 blogs ago. PLEASE SOMEONE JOIN IIIINNNNN!
well to take up space im gonna start a story and someone else carry it on, the someone else,then someone else and on and on and onnn

THE STORY SHALL BE CALLED: POPPY, THE LONELY GOAT BY GECKOGIRL AND MANY MORE..HOPEFULLY
*heh heh hem* here i go:

Once upon a time, deep in the heart of Irlandy a goat, named Poppy was sitting upon a hill, pondering about life.
" God i'm dreadfully bored" said poppy.
Then Suddenly a giant........

someone plase carry it on.
yes derek im sure you are very displeased with me for this. but...i have but one thing to say to you.
I WENT TO AN ALPACA FARM AND YOU DIDN'T!*smug smile*
btw who else has been to an alpaca farm

randomistdd said...

hey! This is Deanna, the wierd girl from the Worcester book signing who has 26 editions of your book and has been to dublin and is making the carameldansen. Just wanted to say that I will be putting my dublin tour video up on youtube soon. My youtube channel is http://www.youtube.com/user/randomistdd?feature=mhum. You've already actually excepted me as a friend on facebook so yeah... I'll probably post this message to you on there too. I also thought Id do a video to show you my full book collection, y'know just to boost your ego that little bit further. Got to go now as one of my guinea pigs thinks it funny to chew and eat my hair...yeah...so bye!

Evangeline Crow said...

hi people

Darkane Claw said...

Hi people,
Part two of my fan fic is up and don't worry Hellboy I didn't die.

khalida said...

new pic.
u guys like it?

Nicolette Croga said...

heya crow have you read my fan fiction yet .. your in it :]

just finished chapter 9 and will be posting part 5 soon :]

yes yes I do Khalida

Nicolette Croga said...

fan fiction part 5 is up all the people in it are

Sarthacus, Dragona, Crow, Molly, Darkane, Isreal (hellboy), Aquila, Kallista, Kitty Skylara (geckogirl) Skyrill, and Alex in chapter 6 promise :]

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

hi Nicolette,Khalida,darkane,evangeline and every1 else :D
Hey! Lizzy! whens the next part of your fan-fic commin up?

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

YAY! FAN-FIC PART 5!
READDDDIIIINNNNG MOMENTERILY

Lizzy said...

mornin' yall! bolt would you please stop playing SMSD long enough to read my fanfics, remember, you're in them

Nicolette Croga said...

loved your 2nd part to your blog darkane... now Im all alone :s lol durn durn durn

hmm whens part 3 up tonight tommorow

*crosses fingers for soon*

Nicolette Croga said...

HEY HEY LIZZY :D ooooh whats your bio lizzy I want to put you in my storrys or are you kitty , if your not would you mind being kitty :]

ooooh whens you next fan fic

*head explodes* ahhh I hate it when hat happens

*picks up parts of her head*

Lenka said...

hiya! if anyone wants to be in my next story, go to www.lenkasweet.blogspot.com xD i know, everyone's doing it, but hey, let's see what happens x

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

hey lizzy, u must post up the next part of your fan-fic soon...or else *mwahahahaha cough*

Lizzy said...

the next part of my fanfic is coming up soon, i have to finish it today because i can't do any tying on Mondays, way to busy ya know. i posted my bio for Bridget on part 4 of your fanfic

Bethany said...

It's a pity you're not coming to Belfast's lovely Waterstones "/

Hope you had fun on your tour.

Odile said...

YAY!
You will come to Waterford or Wexford soon!

Wow! Wonka you must have an awesome family!! I could NEVER get my mum or dad of sister to read SP!!

Fellow minions.... there are two new minions that I have created! One is starting the 1st book the other on the second!! YAY! I am always building up the army!


WHEN WERE YOU IN KILKENNY???!! I COULD HAVE GONE IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN!! GGGAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!



Geckogirl I agree on the horrible cranberry juice!


I was just looking at the comments. It really shows just how weird we all really are. You're right Landy!


I think Alex Night is a girl.


Speaking of genders did you know that my dad only found out last week that Valkyrie Cain was a girl!! He always thought that she was a boy!!! Of course I have told you that he doesn't read them but he DOES have to put up with me talking about them 24 7. If the movies ever come out he is gonna have them all spoiled for him!


Just wondering. Do you think I am a guy or a girl?



Hi Skyrill! I haven't talked to you in a while.... HI!


Croga can you put my character in your fan fiction?

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

OK IM ALSO OFFICALLY DOING A FAN-FIC!
BUT I SADLY CAN ONLY INCLUDE THE FIRST FIVE PEOPLE WHO POST ON THEIR BIOS :( SORRY ITS JUST IM NOT GOOD AT MANAGING LOADS OF CHARACTERS.
let the race.....BEGIN!

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

Odile...i think your a girl
OH!OH!am I a boy or a girl?
wait...oh. the geckogirl kinda gives it a way a bit doesnt it....aw.

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

please post your bios on my 'Yep im skul fanficin' blog and the first five can be included in my story :) sozzle i can only manage a few characters for now

khalida said...

i just got scolded by my mom=(

Odile said...

I just looked back at the comments. Thanks everyone who replied to me I actually never got to see the replies because this stupid computer doesn't work properly!!! Also has anyone noticed that I posted at comment 3 times? That was the computer too!

I am gonna post my character again anyway.

Name: Cornelius Kromwell
Age: 152 but looks to be in his late 30's
Looks: He is bald with freckles on his scalp. He wears a bright yellow t-shirt clashing with a Scottish kilt. One of his eyes are completely black, the other one transparent. One of his front teeth is silver.
Power: He is an Adept with the power to change people's moods and feelings. The downside of this power is that he can have no feelings or moods himself.
Nationality: Scottish
Personality: Even though he has no feelings or moods there is one instinct which he has always had.... to make people around him happy.
Dislikes: Anyone who tries to make other people unhappy.
Height: 1m 45cm (that's very small)



hoped you liked my character, Odile.

Odile said...

Yes in a way he is kinda a strange moodless and feelingless hippie

Odile said...

YAY! I WON THE RACE!! HURRAH!!

also geckoboy i won't say if you are right or wrong until more people vote

Odile said...

oops geckoGIRL!

Odile said...

geckogirl i was the first to post it but its not on your blog. Does that matter? PLEASE ACCEPT IT!!

Darkane Claw said...

Nicolette I shall post the next part when I finish reading Fire Study. AWESOME BOOK! Have to go read it now

Nicolette Croga said...

hmmm shall I write part 11 and post part 6 or be evil? >:]

Lizzy said...

part 6! please!

Nicolette Croga said...

oooh come on Lizzy its been an hour *sits fidgiting* oh wait my head exploded didn't it I think I will go put it back together whilst waiting

hudson said...

Blimey. so many comments!
i have such sympathy for you, derek.
you must really miss your dogs

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

yes odile dont worry, since u asked so nicely i will accept :)
oh and now i think your a boy....wait a girl...no.....a boy. coz ur characters a boy

Dragona Pine said...

Yey new blog, at last.

Hi, I'm on GTA San Andreas at the minuite, I'm in a helicopter, I am at the maximum altitude you can be at, its nice, all you can see is clouds. What!? Why am I jumping out? Ok, where's my parachute, damn haven't got one, oh well. Oops I pressed triangle, heading towards the ground now.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

*catches breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Splat* Wasted!? why am I wasted, I acted drunk but I am not drunk, who knows?

I now learned that jumping out of a helicopter at like 50,000 feet isn't very good, and when you faceplant the floor...
Who understands San Andreas?

Anyway,I'm writing part three of my fanfic now.

Nicolette Croga said...

ok ill write part 11 then post part 6

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know why but for people who are doing fanfiction, this is my character:

Name: Dragona Pine.
Age: 83, but looks around twenty.
Discription: Brown spikey hair, brown eyes.
Clothes: Normally Jean and T-shirt made by Ghastly Bespoke.
Gender: Male
Veichle: Porsche 911 GT3 RS with flying capabilities.
Magic: Extremely powerful elemental, can put shame to Skulduggery.
Favourite Weapons: Twin Katanas (have I spelled that right?) But also is a master at using guns.
Character: Friendly, likes to talk, can kill virtually every opponent that he meets.
History: Has been known to fight alongside and be in a relationship with Tanith Low, he is friends with most mages in the magical community and those outside. Has not been known to take part in any major battles in Ireland.
Job: Trouble maker.
Likes: Anything that includes fighting, friends, going somewhere different, fighting something huge or powerful and talking.
Dislikes (but does not fear): Zombies, Necromancers, Assassins, Remnants, Faceless Ones, anything dead (especially vampires).

Nicolette Croga said...

ok dragona can't wait .. have you read my fan fic yet? your in it :]

khalida said...

hope i dont sleep today/tonight/after this/right now....well whatever!
I JUST HOPE I CAN STAY UP UNTIL MY AUNT FINISH USIN THE LAPTOP!
that is, IF she uses the laptop....hehehe...
'IF'...'IF' is good...


and i got scholdeed by my mom.. AGAIN...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes I've posted Nicolette thanks for putting me in.

Skyril said...

I know, SkulduggeryPleasantRulz and Hllboy! Jesus loves you and "omg" is SERIOUSLY annoying. Plus it doesn't even make sense for people to use it seeing as most people that DO don't believe....

Ooo that's really cool Miki! Post it agian when it's finished!!

khalida, enough of us ARE his minions to call his overall fans "my minions." It doesn't necessarily mean YOU! And, seriously, YOU'RE the whining! 1662 comments are a lot.

Darkane your story is great!

Yeah I like your new pic, Khalida. Who is it?

Hey, Odile!! I think you're a girl.

Yes! Post part 6, Nicolette!

I'm going to check yours out now, Lizzy!

Sorry for the horrifically long comment! Just SO many things to reply TO!

Skyril said...

Well, I guess it wasn't HORRIFICALLY long. Just....long...

Oh yeah and Part of comment was deleted accidentally. I forgot what some of it was, but I remember that I said I didn't see the thingie, Hellboy, but I have now and thank you for inviting me!!

khalida said...

i'm goin to a bookshop today/tomorrow(dont know when cause our times r different) to buy SP,which is THE good news...

the bad news is, i'm gonna hv 2 use my money 2 buy TWO SP books, which in my case/place cost RM70 or more.which is bad. VERY BAD!

so who do i blame?

DEREK!!!!!!!!!

wuuuwwuuuuuwuuuu.....
my money that i just collected and received......(sittin at the corner of the room,sulkin)

Holly said...

Alex NIght; Ah, thanks for asking so /nicely/! (I like smileys.)

A 'cis' person is someone that fits completely in the gender binary; they are a 'man's man' usually, or a 'girly girl'. They aren't trans, agender, or genderqueer. I was saying ( in a silly, slightly sarcastic-but nice way) that not every guy would shy away from choosing the name 'Night'.
:)
Plus, names that could be female yet come with masculine nicknames (Nick, Alex, Sam, Harry, Charlie) are AWESOME. Go you!

Holly said...

Dragona Pine: Please don't kill me- your characters sounds cool- but you might want to check this out.
http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm

:)

khalida said...

1st things 1st, the pic that i used, his name is sanzo.

2nd, and this is the most important!
WHO SAID THAT I WAS WHINING?!!!!
i'm just very, VERY BOARD.
i dont know what 2 write.

i cant really chat with u guys since I DONT UNDERSTANT A SINGLE WORD THAT U GUYS R SAYIN(or rather subject, u guys r talkin bout).

and my aunt just asked 4 the laptop...
brilliant...

Nicolette Croga said...

part 6 is up!!! :]

Nicolette Croga said...

oh and no problem Dragona

Skyril said...

Hmm I don't know Sanzo. From an anime you like??
And I said you were whining, Khalida. I don't particularly want to get into an argument, but you weeere.

I know, Nicolette! It's awesome! :D

khalida said...

look, i'm sory if u guys think that i whine... A LOT!....(there, happy?)
i just dont express myself to other people, and i just learn to use the blog.
i'm still havin problem at expressin myself.
it's hard 4 me 2 keep it all 2 myself.
i need to do something or tell someone to make me feel better. but since i dont know u guys, i only try to make chats bout the things that some of us agreed that we dont like.i still hvnt told any of u guys bout my big problem.

ok?

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

ok guys part one of my fan-fic is now officallllllly up!

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

ok khalida sont worry i do that 2 ;)

khalida said...

who said i was skyril.
i'm use to it.
but it'll b a lie if i said that i wasnt hurt.
but dont worry bout it.
we're friends.

right?

khalida said...

thnx geckogirl

Nicolette Croga said...

great story gecko girl :] lol I laughed at the monopoly

Mary-Ellen said...

Mr Landy,

Thank yuu for replying.....I feel good....heheheee

Your faithful Minion,
~MaryEllen
aged 11


Gemma,

I didnt start a rebelion...I was asking Mr Landy a question, although I agree.....MAKE A MOVIE SCRIPT! LOOL.....if yuu do make one, let us know....(Id audition for Val)

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

thanks nicollette ;) when are you posting part 7?

Nicolette Croga said...

urm when I write part 12 , see I write 1 then post 1

Darkane Claw said...

Fan fic part 3 is up.

Nicolette Croga said...

let me guess you want me to write 12 so I can post 7?

khalida said...

huh, i'm bored...
do u guys think that i should give the laptop 2 my aunt now?=|

Nicolette Croga said...

that awsome Darkane!!!! :D

Harly Ryker said...

I have the will of the elders,you guys.
Everyone in my house is practically dying, except me. I was super careful,wearing a big hoodie in pe,dosing myself with vitamins and stuff, and survived a week with getting sick.Hurrah! But, then I took sick yesterday, and I was that digusted and angry with getting sick, I got better within hours.whoop whoop!
I'M COMING TO DERRY,DEREK!!!!
I'LL SAY THIS, SO YOU'LL KNOW IT'S ME!!!!
ME:HAS YOUR CAT KILLED YOU YET?
YOU:HELLO HARLY.
OKAY?!?!?!

Nicolette Croga said...

meeer Im bored who else is writing there fan fics up at the moment Lizzy and Dragona isn't it?

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette can I ask a question about your story?


Can I ask?

Am I dead or sleeping or what?

You didn't really make it clear because you said "Dragona closed his eyelids and Kallista put a sheet over his body."
That sounds like I'm dead.
I hope I'm not dead.

barmybex said...

Was an honour to meet you, i am proud to be your minion, and thank you for noticing my weirdness.
Check out my blog for a review of my day meeting you, and a picture of Skulduggery i drew for you.
http://beckysbarmybookblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/author-signing-derek-landy.html

enjoy your weekend off!
Have started reading Mortal Coil today, It's AWESOME!!!!

Nicolette Croga said...

oh no your not dead dont worry I meant to put Draona closed Kenspeclkes eyeslids :/ I have fixed it now

who wants part 7??

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

i want part 7 :D

Nicolette Croga said...

lol okaii posting it now!

Aquila Felis said...

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Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

i also want some more peps to view my fan-fic :(
the only people who have commented are me and nicolette
where have u all disapeared off 2 hmm?

Dragona Pine said...

I've posted Part 3 of my Fanfiction.

Nicolette Croga said...

kl going to read it now part 7 of mines posted

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

i might start part 2 of my fan-fic now...hmmm
decisions decisions

tymcon said...

I'll be seeign you on tuesdayXD I migth ask you a publishing question if there's not a big line behind me. But if you don't want me to do that just say and I wont. Like say hereXD

ninechocolatefrogs said...

i was here.

muhammed said...

dear derek landy i think your the best writer ever.
ive read all your books so far and i cant wait until i get mortsl coil

Nicolette Croga said...

start it geck girl :]

and thanks for the comments guys glad you like it ... unfortunatly Dragona theres going to be alot more vampires now

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