Monday, December 20, 2010

No Movie News

Sorry for the title of this post, I just wanted to make sure that none of you start believing a story that's been reported in the papers saying that Johnny Depp is going to play Skulduggery. This is, to say the least, not true. The movie rights are back with me for the moment- meaning they aren't attached to any studio. Basically, I'm far too busy with Book 6 to even consider a Skulduggery movie right now. But who knows when I'll have news for you?

(And just to make sure, that was NOT a sly way of hinting at upcoming news, because there IS no news! None!)

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Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Derek!!! It's great to hear from you again! :D
Thanks for letting us know!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Can't wait to hear what you will have for us!

StarriLiveLoveTwilight said...

WOW 3rd comment!

Rebella Tears said...

4th!

Rebella Tears said...

1st of all i hate China's new mean attitude. it is really getting on my nerves. also Merry Christmas 4 all of u out there in Blogging land. Derek, My dad and i both agree that Marti from Hellcats would b an exellent Tanith, George Clooney 4 Skulman and myself 4 Val so... consider these people.



Also.... Derek Landy Rocks! he makes j.k rowling look like lindsey lohan!

Mary Hiashi said...

Hey!

Alright Derek...Wait, there's something people believe in....hmmm...That could work.

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek, did you see what I did on the Call for Typos post? I filled it up! Because I am proudly insane.

...Damn monkeys are making me twitch...

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Valkyrie stood shakily as Lord Vile towered over her. A smirk played on his lips.
"You know Valkyrie, I've always liked dead things. And, I think you would look much prettier if you just closed your eyes."
"Never. I'll...I'll..."
"You'll what? Try and talk your way out of it? Because, that's all you've really got at the moment."
Valkyrie applied even more pressure to the gaping wound on her side. She tried...oh how she tried...But the blood flowed too freely, it continued without an end in sight. And much to her dismay, her eyes betrayed her. Showed the fear she possessed. This small detail made Vile silently laugh.

Skulduggery, who was lying ten feet away, struggled to get up. He was afraid of what could happen though it was not something he would even fancy telling anyone. But he couldn't move.

And Valkyrie stood there helplessly. She too was rendered immobile. Black mist spread over her body. Pain flooded through every nerve, every fibre. Her eyes bulged and she screamed. The last thing she heard was...
"Ste...!"

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What say you Derek?

Mary Hiashi said...

What say you?

Mary Hiashi said...

Valkyrie stood shakily as Lord Vile towered over her. A smirk played on his lips.
"You know Valkyrie, I've always liked dead things. And, I think you would look much prettier if you just closed your eyes."
"Never. I'll...I'll..."
"You'll what? Try and talk your way out of it? Because, that's all you've really got at the moment."
Valkyrie applied even more pressure to the gaping wound on her side. She tried...oh how she tried...But the blood flowed too freely, it continued without an end in sight. And much to her dismay, her eyes betrayed her. Showed the fear she possessed. This small detail made Vile silently laugh.

Skulduggery, who was lying ten feet away, struggled to get up. He was afraid of what could happen though it was not something he would even fancy telling anyone. But he couldn't move.

And Valkyrie stood there helplessly. She too was rendered immobile. Black mist spread over her body. Pain flooded through every nerve, every fibre. Her eyes bulged and she screamed. The last thing she heard was...
"Ste...!"

Mary Hiashi said...

I know it sucks...But...Don't you think that that'd be a cruel ending to a Skulduggery book?

Mary Hiashi said...

And I know you're are busy...

Alexandre Requiem (Lynda) said...

Johnny Depp?
NO WAY.

Minnie Miracle said...

Thanks, Derek. I'm glad Johnny Depp isn't playing Skulduggery (as far as we know). That would seem cheap. Johnny is so well known and so sexy to so many people, and he would be the most obvious choice for Skulduggery and the most obvious way to get people to see the movie. And truth is, the most obvious is usually not the best. When you search for and work at finding an actor, you have a better chance of finding the right one, it seems like. And it feels like Johnny would turn the movie into a shallow pop-culture trend that relies on an actor instead of the story to get people to like it. And people would think Skulduggery was sexy just 'cause Johnny plays him and not because of how cool the character is, and...well, I dunno. That probably sounded stupid.

Rebella Tears, is Marti in Hellcats played by Aly Michalka? If so, I agree she'd make a good Tanith. I might have the same complaints about her if she was as famous now as she was back in the day, but it seems most people today don't know her or her music or her series anymore, so that's ok.

Not George Clooney for Skulduggery though. George Clooney is old and I have the same objections to him as to Johnny Depp.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Mary Hiashi said...

I wish Johnny Depp would though...

Skulgirl13 said...

GAH DEREK HE SHOULD!

Skulgirl13 said...

im a totaly fan of his work as you can tell by my picture i have a list or people who i am madly addicted to rereading watching whatever



Books: YOU!
Movies:.........
ummmm i dont know the rest not totaly worked out yet :P

Skulgirl13 said...

*sigh* im alone

Mary Hiashi said...

Landy-sensei-san!

*Derek glares*

"I am not your sensei dammit!"

But...

Skulgirl13 said...

and you wana know something strange??? i was JUST reading a fanfic about the Mad Hatter *tim burtons version meaning it was bout johnny depp* that seems to happen to me like the day before we found out the play for our school i suddlenly got Stick to the Status Quo stuck in my head from high school musical and the next day we found out that for our play we were doing High School Musical




coinsidence......i think NOT!

Skulgirl13 said...

MARY!

Skulgirl13 said...

wait Derek are you a first dagree black belt or what dagree black belt are you???? need to know cus if your a first dagree black belt then your one belt above me!.......if you think about it that seems kinda sad a grown man a belt rank higher than a thirteen year old girl who knows how to use six weapons........*shifts feet akwardly*

Skulgirl13 said...

gee Derek i still wish you were awake

Skulgirl13 said...

you wana know how mad ive been going because i havent been able to blog on here????!?!?!?!?!?!




i started talking to a figment of my imagination and yes it was Skulduggery he got quite annoying after a while

Mary Hiashi said...

See, I don't have an exact something that I'm amazing at. I am a 'Jack of all Trades' so to speak.

Skulgirl13 said...

oh BTW Derek i posted some pictures on my blog



insidetheskul.blogspot.com




that i think you would really enjoy you dont have to comment i just want you to see them!

Skulgirl13 said...

nice Mary though i havent been able to go to karate for a while now for i have been ill and not in working mode for major butt kicking

Skulgirl13 said...

Derek you know by posting this post at such an early hour for you you're setting my hopes up that you could be on this early in the morning again which will make me stay on longer which will result in shorter time periods of having free space on the blog

Mary Hiashi said...

I rarely fight. And when I do, it's play fighting with my brother...Is it still considered play fighting when you draw blood?

...Or use such weaponry as sticks, swords, clubs...etc?

Skulgirl13 said...

ha sounds like me and my youngest brother we basically hit and puch eachother until trouble happens or my other brother gets hit

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Hey Mary! Hey Skulgirl! :)

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Good to see you both again! :)

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Are you guys still here?

Skulgirl13 said...

OMG KALLISTA! congrats on the first comment!

Skulgirl13 said...

yeah im here why WOULDNT i be here?! i ALWAYS check this blog every singleday and every chance i get i read over all the pages i miss and then add on

Mary Hiashi said...

...This is getting annoying...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Yeah. I just missed seeing you. It's more fun when you, Mary, and Lizzy are around.

Skulgirl13 said...

whats getting annoying mary??? i just finished a book so right now im kinda hyper from all the questions and emotions that are taking over me because there is another book coming out in the fall from the series

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

What's getting annoying Mary?

Mary Hiashi said...

1) I keep seeing and hearing things...Damn shadows are following me...

Skulgirl13 said...

lol i have been checking everday and soon ill be on here practically 24/7 winter break starts thursday after school and hopefully ill get snow on wednesday so no school then either i hope

Skulgirl13 said...

i get that feeling a lot but thats just me all my friends think im nuts and wonder why thier friends with me then i do something totaly different and then there like that is why

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Skulgirl.
I've been annoyed at my computer. It's so slow lately. Very slow!
Then sometimes it freezes on me and I have to restart the computer. :/

Mary Hiashi said...

2) My heart keeps hurting...

Skulgirl13 said...

mary right now i have to say you remind me of my friend

Mary Hiashi said...

And 3) This rib will be the death of me...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

@Mary
That sounds scary Mary. :/

Skulgirl13 said...

@Kallista
ewww i hate slow computers thats why i use my laptop



@Mary
OUCH! heart burn!

Skulgirl13 said...

why dont you get your rib looked at mary?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

@Mary
Your going though a lot right now. I'm sorry you have to deal with all that. :(

Skulgirl13 said...

BTW Kallista i only voted for me and Hatter cus we ARE the rightful owners of the Futterwacken!

Skulgirl13 said...

and we do it the best :P

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Skulgirl. Mary.
I have written a first part to a Christmas stoey of sorts. It's not part of fan fiction.
I would be honored if you would read it. :)

http://kallistapendragon.blogspot.com/

Skulgirl13 said...

:/ sorry that sounded mean :/

Mary Hiashi said...

Why don't I just take a saw, maybe some pliers...or soemthing...nah, just break it off with muscle power, and get rid of the damn thing...*Giggles madly* 'Twould be fun to see all that red dripping to the floor...

Um. I didn't say that...

Skulgirl13 said...

OMG IM ON YOUR BLOG RIGHT NOW! even BEFORE you said that!

Mary Hiashi said...

I did read it Kallista...'Twas good. Eggnog is disgusting by the way.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Yes! But I was hoping you could post your own Futterwacken ! It was something I was looking forward too! :P

Skulgirl13 said...

YOU SOUND LIKE ME! i say stuff like that all the time and my friends are all creeped out! but im totaly fine with it one of my friends*not a guy so typical guy thing here* calles me emo im the least emo person you will ever find and today i scared all my little fifth graders in hebrew school by saying that one of thier class mates toe was cool cus it was all black cus she smashed it in a door

Mary Hiashi said...

Cutest sentence I've read today is... "she bolted, telling them she's going to announce to everyone at Soul Society that a party was going to be held, rejoicing on the fact that lots and lots of alcohols were going to be served."

Hee-hee...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL
Truth be told Mary. I can't stand egg nog. It makes me sick. :P But as I said at the end of my story, I started out intending it to be funny. It sort of went in a different direction. :P

Skulgirl13 said...

omg funniest line i have read today




.....ok cant remeber it and too lazy to get down off my bed :P

Mary Hiashi said...

My dad keeps (accidently) hurting himself. So, his hands have burns and cuts on them and at least one of his nails are usually black.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

The egg nog was meant to be silly. I'm so glad you liked it Mary! :)

Skulgirl13 said...

never had egg nog....never celebrated christmas

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Ouch! Your poor dad! :o

Skulgirl13 said...

never had bacon either.....

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Did you like the story Skulgirl?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL I had bacon tonight. :)

Skulgirl13 said...

i LOVED it just left a comment though i think shes just a tad rude! *makes a tiny mostion with fingers and giggles to self*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Yes. She is more then a tad rude! It's as the title of the story says. :)

Skulgirl13 said...

lol htats why im giggling

Mary Hiashi said...

I don't really like bacon. SO greasy. Makes me feel sick...Sadly other things that make me feel sick are: pancakes, waffles, cinnamon sugar, coffee, sausages, milk, oatmeal, any pastry/bread type food that has nuts in it, olives, pineapples, etc. This all has either always been or started roughly three years ago...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Skulgirl. She is gonna get even more rude and bad! :O

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Really Mary?
That's a lot of food to have trouble with.

Skulgirl13 said...

MARY FOR GOODNESS SAKE GO TO THE DOCTOR!

Skulgirl13 said...

ok this just came to me again i dont know why but i have the urge to share it with you lot




ive always wanted to have a bunch of older football playing brothers a really good guy friend that ive known my whole life and then eventually well i think you get the rest XP

Mary Hiashi said...

Can we PLEASE stop using text talk! It's going to drive me past insanity. (We've already stopped there.) "Who's we?" Ignoring that, because next stop is psychotic.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Skulgirl!
That would be cool if it happened that way! :D

Skulgirl13 said...

*says almost shyly* but i like my smiley faces even if they're not smiley

Mary Hiashi said...

...Now my eyes are tearing up. Once I figure out why, then we'll be back in business.

Skulgirl13 said...

i wish it couldve happen or the fact that ive wanted to go to hogwarts ever since i read the book i realized that i havent got my letter yet and thought that they were just late cus im muggle born :P

Mary Hiashi said...

And capitilization and punctuation.

Skulgirl13 said...

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I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!




what was skulduggery's wife and son named????


what are these peoples given name???

Skulduggery Pleasant
China Sorrows
Lord Vile
Dusk
Kespekle
Tanith Low
Ghastly Bespoke




i NEEEEDDDDD TO KNOW THIS!!

Skulgirl13 said...

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I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!




what was skulduggery's wife and son named????


what are these peoples given name???

Skulduggery Pleasant
China Sorrows
Lord Vile
Dusk
Kespekle
Tanith Low
Ghastly Bespoke




i NEEEEDDDDD TO KNOW THIS!!



DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK






I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!




what was skulduggery's wife and son named????


what are these peoples given name???

Skulduggery Pleasant
China Sorrows
Lord Vile
Dusk
Kespekle
Tanith Low
Ghastly Bespoke




i NEEEEDDDDD TO KNOW THIS!!



DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK






I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!




what was skulduggery's wife and son named????


what are these peoples given name???

Skulduggery Pleasant
China Sorrows
Lord Vile
Dusk
Kespekle
Tanith Low
Ghastly Bespoke




i NEEEEDDDDD TO KNOW THIS!!

Skulgirl13 said...

im never good with spelling or any type of grammar im just not good at anything that has to do with writing

Skulgirl13 said...

guys im gonna have to leave soon one because my laptop is dying and second its 1130 and there is sadly school tomorrow for me

Skulgirl13 said...

OY! this lousy tooth has been driving me mad!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Oh Mary. I make to many mistakes in my spelling and do typos too. I don't mean to make you annoyed.
And with the faces and all that...I just want to make sure people know I'm friendly or teasing or whatever I'm feelin gat the moment.

Skulgirl13 said...

it huts a lot

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Oh! OK Skulgirl. I'm sorry your tooth is giving you trouble.

Skulgirl13 said...

sometimes i leave the first letter off of a word and put it on after i finish the word its just started recently but its been happening a lot lately

Skulgirl13 said...

like ill be writing a word like beautiful but ill write out eautiful then add on the b when im done

Skulgirl13 said...

now im just blathering arent i?! this is what happens to me on the blog i just start and i cant stop going cus i type really fast and every one has a slow coputer so i just blather and bluther and blather until * skulgirl gets slapped in the face* im done 8sits quietly waitng for people to answer back to the blathering skulgirl*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I've been making to many mistakes lately. Part of the problem is that the keys on my board are sticking a bit and not easy to press.
The other problem is that I have been ill these last few days. I've been so tired and make more mistakes when I'm that way.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL You are making me laugh!


Dang! I hope Mary has not left us!

Skulgirl13 said...

oo i hate it when keys stick sometimes my keys are too loose *does that make sense?* and if my finger stays on them too long they just keep typing that letter until i lift my finger off of tha tkey

Skulgirl13 said...

*looks confused at the hysterically laughing kallista* why am i making you laugh?

Mary Hiashi said...

I'll accept smiley faces. But other than that...I nay say.

Skulgirl13 said...

dont you mean i say nay or nay i say

Mary Hiashi said...

...I must be the luckiest person alive. I ALWAYS win an iPad every time I go on to FanFiction.Net. In the past two weeks I've won over 50.

Mary Hiashi said...

Nope. I mean nay say.

Skulgirl13 said...

omg i won two! i went oonther about a million times to look at hatter fanfics and yet ive only won th pear pad twice

Skulgirl13 said...

i have no llife :P

Mary Hiashi said...

Gah! Onto. Not on to.

Skulgirl13 said...

ohmy gosh i saidd pear pad *hits self in the forehead* i meat iPad my brother has been watching way too many iCarly's

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I was laughing at you describing yourself as blathering.
I really didn't think you where. :)


Hey Mary.
What about these?
>:)
;)
>:(
:(
:o
:/
Do they really bother you?
It makes it easier for me to show how I feel sometime.

Mary Hiashi said...

I go on there a lot myself. I'm a Bleach addict. Yay Ichigo!

Skulgirl13 said...

nice faces kallista you forgot about this one
=l%P

Skulgirl13 said...

get it its the mad hatter!

Skulgirl13 said...

Bleach is on REALLy late where i am its onat like 1 in the morning i was looking through future shows to see what i should record and it was on at like 1 in the morning

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Yeah. That's a good one Skulgirl.
I'll be right back. I need another coke or something.

Mary Hiashi said...

Those are fine Kallista. I meant such things as *cringes as she writes* (LOL, brb, g2g, jk, cuz, soz [which means sorry right?], replacing letters with numbers, and all that other crap that can burn in hell). I apologize, but I get worked up when people butcher the english (or any) language.

Mary Hiashi said...

Don't drink pop! It's terrible for you in so many ways.

Skulgirl13 said...

i mainly use brb and LOL on here i dont use any of htat other junk because this is a BLOG not a text well it is a text but not that type of.......you know what just pretend i never said eanything because i could go on for hours about that

Mary Hiashi said...

AND Bleach isn't on t.v. in Canada anymore. In fact, no anime is anymore. All that's on is Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Invader Zim. 'Tis it!

Mary Hiashi said...

"In fact, no anime is anymore." I don't like this sentence. *Growls at it*.

Skulgirl13 said...

HOLEY COW YOU SAID POP! who says that anymore! i say soda he says the brand name shes says pop WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO! i thought everything started to go down hill when they said there was no more big cookie day!

Skulgirl13 said...

i watch both of those shows and yes there are still some channels that host anime shows ive past then when channel surfing

Skulgirl13 said...

gah im gonna have to go soon i have only 8 min left on my laptop

Skulgirl13 said...

wen im not here can one of you please keep copying and pasteing my question so Derek may be able to see it and then answer it????!!!!

Skulgirl13 said...

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I NEED YOU TO ANSWER THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!




what was skulduggery's wife and son named????


what are these peoples given name???

Skulduggery Pleasant
China Sorrows
Lord Vile
Dusk
Kespekle
Tanith Low
Ghastly Bespoke




i NEEEEDDDDD TO KNOW THIS!!

Skulgirl13 said...

that would be the questin

Mary Hiashi said...

Nope. And pop is a Canadian thing. Americans say soda we say pop.

Skulgirl13 said...

8SOBS SALDY* i must goi am so sorry to leave you but my computer is dying and i have school tomorrow so i must be able to wake up and remember all i need for school tomorrow!

Skulgirl13 said...

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_Skulgirl13




*ps ask kallista then for me please Mary!*

Mary Hiashi said...

'Kay...Why do you have school tomorrow?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Well Mary. I can't promise not to use the first three in that list. LOL, brb,or, g2g. Mainly the lol one though. I can't help it. :P

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

And it's too late about the pop. I know it's bad for you. I'm hooked on it. The caffine has got me in it's evil little clutches! :(


And...GOODNIGHT SKULGIRL!!!! :)

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Oh no!!!!
I'm all alone!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm hooked on green tea with nothing in it...I have at least three a day.

Mary Hiashi said...

...Sorry I'm also reading while talking...

Mary Hiashi said...

Kallista?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I'm here! :)

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I just left for a minute. Sorry. :)

Mary Hiashi said...

S'up?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

And I'm falling asleep. I had better go soon.
Are you on Christmas break now?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I just took some medicine for mu cold and it's making me sleepy. I hate that feeling.

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes, I'm on Christmas break.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Yay! me too! Poor Darkane has another week of Exams! :o

Mary Hiashi said...

...I love that sleepy feeling. I do hate it when my lips go numb and tingle after I get dizzy however. That's annoying.

Mary Hiashi said...

I kind of like exams...They're fun!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I hate the heaviness I feel. Like I can't move anymore.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL MARY! Only you would say that! It's because your super smart Mary. You are a genius who does not have marshmellows for brains! :D

Mary Hiashi said...

I love that heavy feeling...Like I'm drifting away into the darkness.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Oops! I DID try not to use that hated texting term Mary. But I failed.

*looks down sadly*



I shall now shoot myself in the head with my trusty banana gun as punishment.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Yeah. It's a good feeling when one is ready for bed. But when one has to be some place, it's a little humiliating to be caught sleeping! :D

Mary Hiashi said...

*Laughs*

I'd rather just sleep.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Dancing Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I gotta go now Mary. THE HEAVINESS IS TAKING OVER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


I GOTTA MAKE IT TO BED BEFORE I PASS OUT!


(Don't want my parents to find me snoring on the floor in the morning) :P



Have a goodnight Mary. Now that Derek has posted again, I hope to see more of you!

Goodnight! :D

Mary Hiashi said...

...They say that the loon has the most melancholic cry. Hmm...And yet, it's one of the most beautiful.

Mary Hiashi said...

Night.

Mary Hiashi said...

"It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness of pain: of strength and freedom. The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony."
Benjamin Britten

Mary Hiashi said...

I just watched Who Owns My Heart by Miley Cyrus...Dear lord. I think that her father probably hyperventalated at the very least seeing that.

Kiiyashi said...

Oi!
Skulduggery fans!
If you haven't already, consider joining the forums for the series.
We are a pretty active group so there are normally a few people online at any time to discuss the books with, and a section that you can use just to talk with the other members.

Take a look here.
http://www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk/forum/index.php

~ Kiiyashi

Rosella Embers said...
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StarriLiveLoveTwilight said...

Wow, I didn't hear Johnny was gonna be Skulduggery. Anyways........I hope a movie does come out!

StarriLiveLoveTwilight said...

I can't believe that!

Rosella Embers said...

HEY Y'ALL!




I'm back!

























Your lives just got better!!!






















































*looks around empty Dereksville Bogland*































Oh





































So no ones here?
































hmm...

































um...

























well...









































ANYWAY!





























































































...

Rosella Embers said...

OKAY!



















































































































So i just noticed a CRUCIAL flaw with Skulduggery's disguise...




















































































































































so... since he's a skeleton and all, he would have no cartilage, yeah?











































































































































































































meaning he has no nose or ears, right?



























































































Then where does he put his sunglasses?




































































'cause they have to rest on your nose and ears, am i correct? So, since he doesent have any, how do the sunnies stay aloft?






























































Even if he has that type of sunglasses that have a strap at the back, they just wont stay, yeah?

























































Did you think about THAT Master Derek!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



































































































hahaha..... i'm so clever...

m0nkeyb00ts said...

I hadn't heard that rumour, am i really that hideously out of the loop? haha :)
Can't wait for book six, but the prospect of the film is deliciously exciting!
I am waiting with baited breath for them both!
I hope everythings going good with writing book six, I look forward to reading it and devouring every word of it with my greedy little eyes!
Good to hear from you Derek! :)

Rosella Embers said...

okay, ive got to go















and now that i have brought the flaw to my Masters attention, i plan to sleep.






































g'night y'all!

Mary Hiashi said...

The scarf keeps the sunglasses up...

Octaboona Ambrosius- Paragon Of The Purple Horde said...

Hey Derek

At last I've got the chance to post this where you hopefully might see it!

Golden God


My Golden God shines brighter than the sun
Nature pales when it’s compared to him
The wonder of the snow is dull and dun
When Landy sighs the world is bleak and grim.
I have seen galaxies stand still and stare
When Golden God approaches from on high
He has such talent, humour, wit and flair
That lesser mortal writers can but cry.
I love to hear him speak for well I know
That genius resounds in every word
He is the light; from him all dreams do grow
To never her his name is just unheard.
When Landy laughs his smile can light up skies
And when he weeps then all creation cries.

Octaboona Ambrosius- Paragon Of The Purple Horde said...
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Octaboona Ambrosius- Paragon Of The Purple Horde said...

http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/2010/12/golden-god.html

Or you could find it on my blog :D

Your faithful minion

Octaboona Ambrosius

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

And you've all abandoned me because you hate me!

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fed up of being left alone. Why do you all leave me?

Dragona Pine said...

*dies of lonliness*

Dragona Pine said...

*Dragona the walking mouth trudges away with violins playing*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going on GoldenEye. Bye for now.

Sarthacus Bolt - The Black Sound said...

A NEW POST!!


Thanks for letting us know, My Lord, and I have another theme song for some SP things:


The Remnants = Master Passion Greed by Nightwish.


I hope you enjoy it!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm level 17 on GoldenEye! 3 more levels until I get a silencer! WHOOOOOO!!!

There was a guy with a shotgun who I went behind and hit in the head. He had a 10 kill streak and then when I killed him I got points for MY 10 kill streak, and MORE points for blocking his. At the end of the match I got 955 XP.

Dragona Pine said...

And I see that still no one is on. You really hate me...

Dragona Pine said...

AND I got an award called "Double '0' Agent" which means I was the most accurate AND the most deadly.

Dragona Pine said...

Wow you guys must hate me.

Dragona Pine said...

You ALWAYS leave me.

Dragona Pine said...

WHY?

Dragona Pine said...

Why do you always leave me? Why do you hate me so much?

Dragona Pine said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!




GINGER AND GUINESS CAKE! IS SOOOOO AWESOME!

Alexia said...

I don't hate you Dragona! : )
I haven't heard anything about Johnny Depp staring as Skulduggery in the movie. But, I do love Johnny Depp. Actually its more like an unhealthy obsession... :D
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER ALL SKULDUGGERY FANS!

Dragona Pine said...

YUM!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Alexia.

Alexia said...

I've decided to try and read the Skulduggery series over christmas again! Emphasis on the again! : )

Alexia said...

Hello Dragona! How is you feeling on this snowy day?? : )

Dragona Pine said...

I think my mum might have got me a PS3 or Xmas. We saw one in the supermarket and we were looking at it. Then when we went away she started cursing and when I asked why she said "I've been ripped off" and I said "On what?" and she said "I'll tell you after Xmas"


YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM ME MUHAHAHAA!

Dragona Pine said...

Um, cold, slightly happy because I'm level 17 on GoldenEye and my finger is hurting badly. But it's stopped bleeding now. But it starts again if I bend my finger.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...


^^^

I just HAD to say it :P

Alexia said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You have an amazing evil laugh Dragona!
Hope you get wot u wanted for Christmas!

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks lol. It's because I AM evil :P

Dragona Pine said...

What did you want for Xmas Alexia?

Alexia said...

Lol! Hope you feel better soon my Skulduggery Fan Friend! I am currently writing my own Skulduggery Fanfiction for my friends becuz they are lazy! : )

Dragona Pine said...

People on here write SP fanfic. Me for instance. I'm kinda experimenting with different fanfic. I'm trying to do like 6 lol. At the moment I'm writing a Transformers one which hasn't gone very well. I don't know a lot about it so I just watched the Transformers films to enlighten my intelligence on characters, robots and combat moves. But STILL it isn't going well. It's really long though.

Alexia said...

Well, I would like the Stephen King Box Set that I saw in my local WH SMITHS, and I think my nan may have brought it for me becuz she thinks reading is very good for you. However, my mother finds me a nerd for reading soooooooo much : (

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