Friday, June 15, 2012

Ireland/UK Tour

Okay then, here comes the places I'll be visiting in the Ireland/UK part of the tour. As mentioned previously, these will be weekend affairs- from Fridays to Sundays (mostly)- and they'll mainly consist of public signings.

30 Aug - 3 Sept:
Dublin
Bray
Drogheda
Cork

7 Sept - 9 Sept:
London
Bournemouth
Southampton

13 Sept - 15 Sept
London
Birmingham
Liverpool

And I'll also be appearing at the Bangor Literature Festival, the Mountains to the Sea festival in Dublin, and the Cheltenham festival.

The fact that I can't visit EVERYWHERE is always a shame, but we do try and spread the love as much as possible. This time around, my publishers took into account that I'd be in Australia/NZ for the previous two weeks, so I reckon they took pity on me. Maybe it was all the manly crying I did. We'll never know...



Eagle-eyed Irish readers may also have noticed that I shall be appearing on the "Celebrity Mastermind" quiz show, starting on TV3 this Sunday. I'm not sure what episode I'm on (I think it airs on July 1st but I'm not sure). For those who don't know, Mastermind is a show where you are asked questions about a chosen topic, and then you're asked general knowledge questions. I'm not going to say ANYTHING about what happened (we recorded it a few weeks ago) so you'll just have to watch to see how well I did. Or not, as the case may be. Ahem.


Let's see, anything else...

The Forums are back up, thanks to a load of readers who chipped in and paid the website domain fee. You Minions are amazing, you really are. Anyone who hasn't visited really should, if only to raise an eyebrow or two at the topics being discussed...! skulduggeryforums.co.uk.


Oh, and sometime soon (don't know exactly when) we'll be releasing Chapter One of Kingdom of the Wicked for you to read over at skulduggerypleasant.com, a chapter entitled "The Butterfly and the Wolf"...

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Becky Allaker said...

OH WOAH NEW PAGE

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ded time...

i dedicate this page to chapter 1 of KOTW and the tour

huzzah!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

4 years??

Wow

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Zafira!

Where did you get the posters from? I can't find any!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im going to go to Westbooks eventually and ask if i can have their Skulduggery sign

its epic

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, Lucy.... :(

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

but i doubt they will let me have it
:(

Becky Allaker said...

Yup x3 And Waterstones, Focus Group, a friend and some random bookshop I found.

Eve the ROCK said...

Msfa

Might suddenly fall asleep

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ok Eve

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

where are all the Iriminions??

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwwww! There aren't posters for sale at the bookshops where i live! Not fair :(

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

lucky Becky!!

Eve the ROCK said...

They might still be at school

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

The Iriminions must be celebrating.....Ameriminions sleeping

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

maybe i will just BUY it off Westbooks

yeah....

Eve the ROCK said...

Or coming home

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

true

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Manly crying? *arches an eyebrow*


And I cant wait for the chapter!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ive been sitting on my leg for too long and now its numb

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Val!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Source of life!!!!

*rockout*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Valereno! Can I borrow a scalpel?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im dying to read the chapter. Still trying to pre-order KOTW

Becky Allaker said...

I gotta go now, guys. Bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im going to Westbooks tomorrow

hopefully....

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Becky!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im nowhere near a bookstore. :(

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Westbooks isnt near me


i just like that shop because it has a Skulduggery in the window

Eve the ROCK said...

Agh, I have to do this

Derek, I cannot tell you how thankful I am that you are coming to Adelaide. I thought you wouldn't come, but you did, and I'm so excited to meet you. I'm gonna meet Derek Landy omg omg omg omg omg

Derek, you are the best author as far as I'm concerned. You're better than any Suzanne Collins, Stephanie Meyer or Maggie Steifvater. Better than any Veronica Roth, Rick Riordan or Anthony Horowitz.

You are the best.

*says all this in complete monotone*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Well done Eve!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hmmm

October is SOOOO long away

i need presents
prefrebly SP related stuff

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

there is a place in Ireland called Kilkenny

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got posters.....not SP related. I think I'm the only Ameriminion up??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i think so too Zaf

OW

i hit my head on my desk and now it hurts

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i think Eve has msfa

Luciana said...

I've just been told I can't go to ANY signing this year, AGAIN.

The only thing I was looking forward to all year and now I can't. Life is so fucking shit, it's unbelievable.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oooh. Im brave then xD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oh no L!!

Luciana said...

I'm going to be so fucking depressed for days, now. I've had a shit year, already, and this just makes it even fucking worse. Fucking hell, I just give in with everything.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh no :/ join my club!

Its called the I Cant Meet Derek Club.

:/

Luciana said...

I'll never fucking be able to meet him.
Means GGG is never going to work..

Colleen McGuigan said...

Aw, too bad, I was hoping to go to one, but I'm not allowed, they're all too far away .... :(
:'(
:''(
:'''(
:'''''(

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hey Val

Luciana said...

Why the fuck does it all have to be down fucking south?
What about the north of the country? We're all fucked.

Luciana said...

I've been looking forward to this for years. Now, I won't ever be able to meet Derek or even any of Le Gang.
I fucking hate my life more and more each fucking day.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

When you are older L. Legal driving age for where you are you can go. Meh. I cant. Unless *glares at his publishers* THEY decide to take pity on us Amermiminions..

Derek, this quiz show sounds oh so familiar. Just...what channel does it play in America??

Colleen McGuigan said...

Oh My Freeking Ghastly!!! Drogheda is the closest, so I just realised..... I CAN GO!!!! xD YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! I'm EXCITED!!!!!!!

Luciana said...

I'm almost fucking 16, now.
I won't ever fucking be able to go.
EVER.
Because some fucker seriously fucking hates me.

Luciana said...

No-one understands how fucking much this means to me.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i know how it means to you L

AndrewTheNerd said...

No Scotland this year? :c

Luciana said...

No-one can ever even begin to comprehend how much this has changed my life...
It's the only positive thing I actually have in my life and I am not overreacting. It was the only thing that was keeping me here, keeping me OK...Now I just don't give a fuck about anything.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know how it means. If I was in your position where you can see Derek but told you arent allowed....yeah I'd be pissed off. Beyond pissed.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Andrew

Colleen McGuigan said...

Yeah L. Stay strong :) xx

Luciana said...

I was going to go every year before, but because of family problems I couldn't. I've not been able to...Now, again, I can't go. Because of family issues. I am beyond fucking pissed off.
I was told I could go this year, but only if it was less than an hour away...Now I can't fucking do anything.
I never get to go out, as it is, because of things that go on in my family...I just give in.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Andrew

Stay strong L.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yeah

Stay strong L

Luciana said...

Stay strong?
There's nothing to stay strong for.
This is just extra proof that nothing in my life ever goes right.
I'll never be able to do anything.
I probably won't even be able to move away to go to Trinity for University.

Rose Black said...

You're not coming to Clare? Or near it?

*le sob*

Ah well. I shall see you on Sunday.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Pink!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Finnick!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi everyone...where did Derek go??

AndrewTheNerd said...

Luciana does have a point. It's down south always. Like, what happened to Scotland? There are pretty big fans up here as well!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Derek was here??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*is quite confused*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No. But I got my Minion instinct telling me he's watching

Luciana said...

I am so fucking pissed off.
It was all I fucking had in my fucking life.
It's so fucked up and I am so fucking annoyed. I was hoping this would be the one thing to cheer me up.
I've not smiled in months. I was hoping this one thing would cheer me up...It just made everything worse.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yes

i know what you mean Zaf

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek....come. I didnt blow up the Canary Car....it was....ANESSA my twin.

Rose Black said...

-.-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I didnt im innocent

Becky Allaker said...

*returned*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WB Becky!

Luciana said...

Hello, Becky..

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG DEREK THAT'S AWESOME

What date is the Bangor Literature Festival??
I might go to it!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hey NJ!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

alrightio

im off

talk tomorrow

bye all!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Miss Cain!!

Anonymous said...

I am afraid I cannot come to any of these public signings. sigh. but I will stay strong and not fall into depression! I'm always happy anyway.....

Luciana said...

Bye, Cain..

Colleen McGuigan said...

I will probably be going to the Drogheda signing, but I need to know the exact dates and where in Drogheda it is, so If it's during the week my dad can book off work :P Ha, thats how much I want it. :D And NO horse-riding for TWO WEEKS. Gah, Derek, do you know how much of a sacrifice that is for me? I am really sore, I got thrown the other day, very painful!! :P Sore legs, sore back, sore arms, sore ass. EVERYTHING. Ouch. Well, hopefully I won't be COMPLETLEY crippled for the signing :P Hahahaha :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Meh....*casually knows to stalk mailbox in July* Dont ask. Im stalking my mailbox in July. Love how the postman is your dad xD

AndrewTheNerd said...

Derek. May I ask why you are not coming to Scotland or nearer Luciana?

Luciana said...

*loves Andrew more and more every day*.

*stays quiet in the corner, so as to not bring down everyone's mood with her depression*..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek we all want an answer *has baguette*

AndrewTheNerd said...

I know you can't go everywhere, but you could even out the events in the different country's. I mean, it IS the Ireland/UK signings. Not the Ireland and South England. I feel really bad, like I'm blaming you. But, I love you and that(no homo).

Luciana said...

QUESTIONS FOR DEREK:
1. Do you ship any pairings in SP? If so, which one(s)?
2. Will you please say hello to Nix and Mist? Because they're amazing and lovely. AND LYNXIA.
3. Who is your favourite character in SP? Because I just think it'd be interesting...
4. What is your taken name?
5. If you could use magic, what discipline would you follow?
6. Which of the books did you enjoy writing the most?
7. WHICH IS YOUR FAVOURITE SERIES OF DEXTER?!?!?! *loves Dexter, but it always comes second to SP*.
8. Speaking of Dexter, have you read the books? If you haven't, you should. They're good, not Landy-Level of good, though. They're still good.
9. WILL YOU CONSIDER GETTING TWITTER?!?!?!?

#GetLordLandyOnTwitter

*only asked nine questions and is wondering if Derek will see them and understand why nine*.


Also answer those, if you don't mind...
*shuts up, again*.

Luciana said...

It's hardly the UK is what Andrew is saying, I think.
I agree with him, though.
I mean, it's all southern England for the ones in England...

*sits on her own*.

Luciana said...

*looks up*. Hello, Flame... *looks down, again*..

Flame Phoenix said...

Whats up with you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Flame...,wait...everyone should bring baguettes to the signings...*grins*

Luciana said...

Life's shit. Fed up of fucking living.
Stupid fucking promise.

Flame Phoenix said...

derek, my aunt lives in bangor, and i could go to the bangor festival. what othere writers will be there?

Reflector said...

Hi!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey
I'm back

Niamhy Jay said...

Luce, go on twitter and type into the search bar your hashtag :)

Luciana said...

Type in what...?
...

Niamhy Jay said...

#GetLordLandyOnTwitter

into the search bar

Luciana said...

Oh, okay...Andrew started that off, by the way....

Niamhy Jay said...

Oh right.
Well I have started tweeting it.
I'm gonna do it everyday. Just so you know :)

Reflector said...

yay! ch1! the butterfly and the wolf!!! My two most favorite foods.

AndrewTheNerd said...

I'M SO ANNOYED.
ARGGRGRGRHGRGHRHGRGHRHGRGR

Luciana said...

...
Don't even talk about annoyance.
I'm so fucking pissed off and I feel like such an idiot for believing that things would get fucking better.

Lynxia Lost said...

DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED TO GIVE ME TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CLOSEST TO ME IS BIRMINGHAM AND IF YOU'RE THERE ON THE 14TH THEN I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
DEREK I NEED TIMES!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T MISS YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(

DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED TO GIVE ME TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CLOSEST TO ME IS BIRMINGHAM AND IF YOU'RE THERE ON THE 14TH THEN I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
DEREK I NEED TIMES!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T MISS YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(

DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reflector said...

DEREK!! Hi!!!
I have a few questions:
1) What does your answering machine say?
2)Pancakes or Waffles?
3)when do you think of an ending for your stories?
4)What is the theme for KOTW?
5)Do you like my name?
6)What can WE do for YOU? (aside from stop asking questions)
-Thrust

Becky Allaker said...

I agree with Andrew completely but I don't blame Derek at all. It's HarperCollins. They work out where the most people are likely to come, I think. I had a discussion with the lady in Waterstones about it. She said they work out signing in big cities along big roads to get the most people.

Which sucks for me, too, because it costs so much for me to take a three hour journey. But not everyone can take a three hour journey, like me. It just sucks so much.

Maybe there should be fewer signings but in more varied places?

Luciana said...

There should be a signing further up North, maybe Manchester-area? It'd be suitable for a lot of people...

They are all concentrated in the South, this year. Which is incredibly depressing, especially for me...

I'll shut up, again..

Reflector said...

Which is why he'll not come to America!! :(
We're all scattered around. :(
We have to create an island for all Dereks fans, then he and we can can just go there. to live.

Becky Allaker said...

Manchester would be a great place fort a signing, it's a huge place.

And I don't know if it's just me but they usually are...

*sighs* I feel so fucking bad for you and Andrew it's unbelievable.

MegnusBane said...

Derek perhaps...obviously not this year...but next year...please please PLEASE visit Inverness, or Aberdeen. I know it's really far North but there are loads of fans there too...

We're like the next 'le gang'

Elise - Our very own Tanith, lovely and funny and wise...but ever so slightly deranged
Lisa - Or China as we convinced one unknowing student her name actually was! She's perfect, pretty, and diesnt own the right shoes to visit a farm in
Me - obviously! I'm just...well the 'Valkyrie' of the
group...moany and sarcastic, EXCEEEEEDINGLY
modest and all around amazing
Pheobe - Who... Well I'm not sure who she's like...
Uhhh...and another girl who I've never met because I moved but I'm sure we'll be great friends when we get back!! If not, she'll be my Serpine/Scarab/Billy-Ray because I hate her...



So yeah...please come and meet us all! Itd really cheer us all up and I NEED TO MEET YOU DEREK!!! :,)

Luciana said...

I'm literally sobbing my heart out, right now.
Life was shit as it is and then...This...It was all that was keeping me together and now because of my brother and because of the locations I can't go, again.
Ever since I fell in love with the books, the year they were released, I've wanted to meet Derek...I've been let down every year so far and I know I will be let down every year to follow...

Andrew could probably do with meeting Derek more, though...If only one of us could meet him, I'd want it to be Andrew. He's probably got it the worst. I've got it the easiest, I guess, so it's probably fair that I'll never meet the Derek.

Unknown said...

I don't suppose anyone knows where exactly Derek will be in Birmingham, do you? Because I will definitely take a train there if I know where to go and I really don't want to end up wandering around the city searching in every book store.

Random Comments said...

320?

Unknown said...

Actually, I do apologise. It is in fact London that I will have to go to. So if anyone knows where Derek will be in London then that would be a great help thank you. It would be worse if I had to search there.

Random Comments said...

Breathe, Luciana.It'll be okay. you've got the book coming in September, and at least he comes to your TIMEZONE.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol. *is lone American totally unable to go*

Becky Allaker said...

*hugs*

I wish we could all go, together. Le Gang and the Landy Lads. Can you imagine that? It'd be utter chaos.

I'll be going alone this rear, I reckon, which utterly sucks.

I feel like I shouldn't go, because you guys aren't >.<

But yeah. We all get shit and none of us get it worse than others, because we all get hit so hard by different things. Look at me, some person said one thing to me and I've be questioning myself for months because of it. That was a small thing but it hit me so hard. Andrew has personal problems, so do you. I do. But we can't help it. We just need to stay together, the the epic goddamn family we are, and wait for next year, and Kingdom of The Wicked. <3




I also suck at saying this because it makes no sense.

Luciana said...

I can't even imagine that...My imagination seems to have left me years ago....

You shouldn't be bothered about us. No-one else is bothered about me, you're fine.

And my life is easy compared to all you guys...I just seem to overreact with every little thing..

I'm fed up of waiting. All 15 years of my life has been full of shit and I am fed up of it. I was hoping more than anything that things could get better. You guys can stay together, I just bring everyone down. I'll fuck off, I guess..

KOTW is the only thing I'll have to look forward to, now. I bet I won't even be able to get it, at this rate...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Those of us deprived of meting Derek can write to him. I know I'm the first to say I did. Even if I dont get an answer right away I know damn well I tried. My friends too. We WILL meet him one day. Hopefully in 4 years time he'll go on tour...again. I know I'm going to England for my graduation present.

Becky Allaker said...

You've told me some things about what you go through and I actually completely understand. It really doesn't matter what it is, it's just how it affects you...

You don't bring us down. We're here to help you :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

From my friends* *stabs cold* not thinking

Luciana said...

I go through hardly anything and I feel so bad for reacting to it so badly. It just proves I am weak and stupid and horrible.

I'm a depressive little suicidal bitch that should just kill herself already, because everyone is right. I'm insignificant and I am not worth anything.

Lynxia Lost said...

*more
**know

Becky Allaker said...

I agree with Lynxia.

You're worth so much it's unbelievable. You're such a beautiful person and I wish you could see it. You've said things not only to me, but the whole gang that have cheered us up so much. I've been in tears and you've brought a smile to my face.


Honestly, you are so amazing and I don't know why anyone would tell you otherwise.

I love you, and I know the gang loves you. <3

Lynxia Lost said...

Right, these comments are disappearing so I'm getting my laptop and Luce, you better not commit suicide or I am going to kill you!!!!

Luciana said...

It's only the truth. *shrugs*.
And I've got over twenty copies of the books...With over fourty/fifty to come, as well...

And, death doesn't sound too bad, right about now.

I guess it's a good thing I won't be meeting Derek. He wouldn't like me, either. *shrugs*. Maybe it's for the best, after all...

Luciana said...

You couldn't kill me if I was already dead...

Becky Allaker said...

It's not the truth. I believe in you. I really do. You've come so far and you will again. I just know it. And if you won't do it for yourself then I hope you'll do it for me, and the guys. Because you're one of us and you're amazing an beautiful, and I know that nothing could make me believe otherwise.

THAT is only the truth.


And Derek would love you, because you're bloody hilarious! coughrainbowscough

Lynxia Lost said...

You know what, screw it all!!! Screw Blogland and everyone here. I quit, give up and I'm going. If I come back then it's nothing short of a miracle. Everyone is always complaining about how their life is so shit but you know what, it could be a Hell if a lot worse. I've tried for so long to hold this place together but I'm not gonna bother anymore. If you want to kill yourselves or each other - fine by me. Hey, maybe I'll just go top myself too.

Lynxia x

Luciana said...

A beautiful person ? No-one ever regards me as a person. Just a...A thing. Just there. Without feelings...
I only see the truth, unlike others, I see through white lies.
You don't love me, Becky, you love who you think I am..

Becky Allaker said...

That was utterly horrible, Lynxia. And inconsiderate.

Killing yourself may seem like the only way out, but so long as there's one person there for you, there's reason.

Becky Allaker said...

You are a person, and a wonderful one.

Luciana said...

I'm sorry, Lynxia..
I did tell you, though, when we first talked that I tend to suffer from serious depression...It just takes one little trigger and I'll be incredibly depressed, again...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why is everyone always depressed?! No wonder I left for a while

Luciana said...

You're the only person that seems to think of me as funny, Becky...

Becky Allaker said...

Pffft, all the guys think you're funny. I love your humour.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You sre funny. You are awesome.

Luciana said...

The bullying, Tyler's ASD, the cancer, the fact that I still can't stop cutting, my parents yelling at me all the time, the fact that I can't do anything right, nothing ever goes right for me, that's what's getting to me...I've not smiled properly in months. I've forgotten what it's like to smile properly....No matter how many times I tell you otherwise, I just act all my life...And, recently, I've started getting a pain in my chest, similar to the one I had when I was in hospital. The stress is getting to me. I just can't cope with any of this and I frequently cry myself to sleep. I am terrified of what's going to happen. I'm fed up of the conflict and the hurt, the betrayal and the hate. I'm fed up of it all.
No matter how many times people tell me it'll get better, I won't be able to believe it. Every time I get told it'll get better everything gets even worse.

Becky Allaker said...

Have you ever spoken to your family? Had a sit down and tried to explain everything..?

Sometimes when things get bad with me, I sit down and I talk to my mum. I let it all out and it lets a weight off my chest.

It helps me...


I wish I was there to help, I really do...

Luciana said...

I can't stand my family.
I hate being in the same room as them, a lot of the time..

Becky Allaker said...

Oh...

Luciana said...

They're constantly insulting me and expecting the world of me...
Just because I turned out to be 'clever' they expect the highest grades of me and for me to be a prefect and to be head girl and to be student council and to do all this stuff...They expect me to go to University, no matter what. It's not even my choice to go..

Becky Allaker said...

Have you told them?

It's just a suggestion, but maybe it would be a wake up call for them if you said something.

Luciana said...

I'm scared of them...
I still love my dad, he'll try as much as he can to help me out and he understand how difficult it is for me to cope with Tyler alone...
But he might have ASD himself and he gets angry so easily...My mum does the same... They're both of violent nature, sometimes, I'm just scared they'd hit me instead of a wall, next time..

Lynxia Lost said...

I shouldn't have said that. I'm so sorry!!! If anyone here can forgive me then I would be very surprised and I wouldn't blame you if you still hate me.
... Please forgive me...

I still have to go and I won't be on as much but if everyone hates me then is it worth coming back?

Luciana said...

I could never hate you, Lynx.
I'm the one that should be sorry.
I don't mean to be so depressed..

Becky Allaker said...

I don't hate you. I don't know you X3. But I just don't like what you said back there, at all.


I really don't know what to suggest... I feel really useless right now. I just want you to try. For the gang, if no one else. You know we're always there for you :)

Luciana said...

I always feel useless, it's fine..
I'll try...But only in the hope of finally getting to meet those that I truly love.

Becky Allaker said...

Good *hugs*.

Luciana said...

*hugs*.
Thanks for everything, Becky. I...I can't express how much you mean to me..

Anonymous said...

I assume all of these signings are at Waterstones?

Becky Allaker said...

It's fine. Gawd blimey I was getting so worried then.

Flame Phoenix said...

HEyy

Luciana said...

Haha. You really are amazing, can't forget irrepressible, either;) <3

Hello, Flame. Sorry for being so depressed, earlier, by the way. I'll try to cheer up, now.

Becky Allaker said...

Hola person I've not yet met~

Elle said...

Oh ya legend! Can't wait until you come to Drogheda! Good man Derek!

Becky Allaker said...

I'm not amazing, I just do what I can. But I AM irrepressible. Derek said so c:

Luciana said...

It's Flame.
He's one of the oldest regulars, here.
He's amazing. *prods Flame*. Aren't you, Flame?

Luciana said...

You are amazing, Becky! Don't deny it!

Becky Allaker said...

Will you beat me with a baguette if I deny?

Lord Vlaedr said...

I have never been on the first two pages in the comment section....

*growls in victory*

HAHHAHAHAHAHH! Derek might notice me!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAAHH! Why am I laughing insanely?!!!!!!

Luciana said...

Yes, yes I will.
Also, BECKYYYYYYYYYYYY WHEN YOU GO TO THE SIGNING YOU BETTER TAKE A BAGUETTE FROM ME AND GIVE IT TO DEREK.

Also, hey Vlaedr.

Flame Phoenix said...

Dragona is at it, again...

Becky Allaker said...

I better not deny then :c

FFFF OKAY I WILL. oh my god i have an idea

Luciana said...

What's happened this time, Flame? ):

Luciana said...

Nope. No denying it.

THANK YOU! <3 You're amazing, Beckles.
And idea?

Lord Vlaedr said...

Pardon me for noticing, but I seem to have walked in on the smoldering wreck of an emotional battlezone.

Is it better to try to council, leave, or option C?

Flame Phoenix said...

I changed my name to Flame Phoenix. and hes banned me

Luciana said...

Fucker. Why the fuck does he hate you so much?

And BECKY OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE BABE! <3

Becky Allaker said...

I MUST MAKE MY IDEA REALITY.

Becky Allaker said...

Okay, I'm going to go make my idea ;) If Derek comes on, telepathically scream at me, k? Goood.

Bye!

Chin up, my love c:

Luciana said...

YES YOU REALLY MUST.
AND I MUST MEET DEREK ONE DAY.
AND YOU.
AND ANDREW.
AND ELLIE.
AND NATHAN.
AND JOE.
AND OLIVIA.
AND ASHLEY.
AND [insert names of skuttlebugs I must meet, here=].

But definitely NOT Malcolm.

Luciana said...

OKIE DOKIE, BECKY. <3
BYEEEEEEEEEE.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, YOU'RE INCREDIBLY AMAZING! <3

AndrewTheNerd said...

Jordan, YOU need to go more. I went last year....
Everyone loves you Jordan and it sucks that you can't go and they have seem to forgotten that there's a whole other country on top of England...

Becky Allaker said...

Gross sobbing.

Not Malcolm.

Oh my god

Luciana said...

LOL.
'Everyone loves you'. No, they really don't.
I'm used to being let down. It's quite literally my whole life, but whatever. *shrugs*. It's normal to be let down. I guess it was just taken a little far with everything going wrong for me today .
You still deserve to go more than myself, Andrew.

AND BECKY, I KNOW. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU IF YOU BUMP INTO MALCOLM. BUT IF YOU DO PUNCH IT, FROM ME.

Luciana said...

There's a list of 44 SP books I want...
And that's not even finished, yet.
There's at least another 6 to add to it, at the moment.
And then there'll be KOTW...

I need money..

Lynxia Lost said...

Is anyone still here?

Luciana said...

I'm still here. *waves*.
I've calmed down a lot, too.
I'm still incredibly pissed off and I will be all year, but mreh. I'll just buy extra SP books.

Lynxia Lost said...

Glad to hear you're better. Me on the other hand...

Luciana said...

I'm not exactly better, just thinking slightly brighter.
Took over ten people this time, though...
Means I'm getting worse..

Anyway, can I help you, in any way?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Whoever goes to a signing better give Derek a hug for me :)

Lynxia Lost said...

Not here. This is public and my matter is private.

Cat said...

Hellow all.

i'd like some advice... if you don't mind...
the first is a little easier...
Why do vampires need to breathe? why does it matter if their throats are inflamed from sakt water if their hearts dont beat?

Cat said...

why is it that whenever i say something, everyone seems to dissapear?

Luciana said...

I'd log into skype but it's not working, for me... :/
E-mail me, if you need me, Lynx! <3

Because everyone needs to respire. They may be dead, but they're still living. They're the un-dead, after all.

Cat said...

but oxygen only matters if it can travel through your body. the heart doesnt beat, so the oxygen cant go anywhere.

Luciana said...

I just disappear a lot, to be honest.

Luciana said...

Hmmm...

Luciana said...

You'll have to let me ponder that thought, my dear...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

1?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Damnit....so close

Drew O'Connor said...

Hi all
Just thought I'd say hello

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Shell.


Check your email, Luce.

Luciana said...

ALWAYS
A-L-W-A-Y-S.

Funny, Always is on...*hums to Always*.

Lynxia Lost said...

Gotta go! Bye.

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