Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

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Miss Cain said...

FIRST?!?

Miss Cain said...

Yeahhhh.

HEY DEREK!!

*goes to read blog post nowww*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hullo!

I'm going to the cinema, so bye! :)

Miss Cain said...

HAVE FUN, MARA!!

Tyler Watson said...

OH MAH GAWD!

I want to get TMS but I dont have any money....

lilian.thigh said...

I don't know how it happened, but my friend sent me something and I found out about the intended proposal and I WEPT with RAGE. Unequal relationships pain me.

Rhian Hooper said...

I'm not impressed Mr Landy. Please sort Amazon out. Pre-ordered and not being delivered until the 5th apparently. Massive slacking on their behalf.
Also, I cannot believe how you could have ever continued without Tanith.. Such blasphemy.

Tyler Watson said...

Okay I just read the extract from the website and....oh my golden god's Uncle it was......words help meh!

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Hey mine isnt supposed to arrive until April 8th! They didnt even ship the book yet :/ and I pre-ordered in JANUARY

Tyler Watson said...

Brb, gotta watch a video

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

I thought Derek said this was for spoilers? Ah well it can't hurt me....NJ'll spoil the book on Skype anyway knowing her

Rhian Hooper said...

did you pre-order from Amazon as well? not impressed with this!

Miss Cain said...

Well, if this comment section is for spoilers, do we go back to the other blog post??

Miss Cain said...

NJ hasn't spoiled TMS for you already? I'm surprised. XD

Charisma Thorne said...

HELLOOOOOO!!!

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

She hasnt yet and I did get from Amazon...

Oh and the irony: Saturday I'm technically going to a signing but I can't get anything signed

Miss Cain said...

HEY CHARISMA!

Wbd, trying to make sure mum doesn't catch me up...

Charisma Thorne said...

Arsdfgtvyh I may be going to the Stratford event. *Screams*

And greetings, everyone.

Charisma Thorne said...

MISSSSSSSY!!!

Miss Cain said...

*glares at HGC entry*
Dammit and all the editing I'm doing.

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Oh guys we CAN still continue the TMS Celebration it goes on until midnight Irish time

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Derek! I was looking forward to the TMS signing at MK! *glares*

WOOO SCHOOL'S FINISH!

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Saturday for Dundrum for me

Charisma Thorne said...

Reading TMS extract (Haven't got it yet *sobs*) Whilst listening to Chameleon Circuit.
Yes.

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

But looking at the dates, it could have clashed with the music courses so MERRRP.

Ugh, not going to get TMS until my Kindle is sorted out.

I'm not allowed real books, apparently.
Why. I hate reading on there. I want actual real books.

Miss Cain said...

I've got TMS. :3
I've read the first 3 chapters and that's it. I still have to finish Light, so I'm finishing Light, then reading TMS. *nods*

And now I'm off to bed, because I'm scared mum will come and I'll be busted.
NIGHT ALL!!

Miss Cain said...

...Before I leave...

DEREK! WHO WON THE GOODIE BAAAAAAG??

OK, now I'm going.
*poofs*

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Night Aussie!

For me I am getting Skyped sometime between 11am to whenever NJ gets to Derek my time so amazingly I'll be up and dressed by 10:45am my time which NEVER happens

*jumps in glitter pool*

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Night, Miss Cain!
Light! I'm two-thirds through Fear and then I'll have to wait until Light comes out in the UK.

Flora Mae High said...

Ahh, I'm so upset :( I got up early so I wouldn't miss the post, and when the post arrived, the postman knocked so I knew he had to have a parcel for me! And it was......

...a graze box.

I'm so upset right now.

I hopefully my book'll arrive on Saturday! :(
*fingers crossed*

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Oh my postman teases me sooo much because I am eaiting for my book from Derek which still i have no idea if he got it

So I go to answer the door last week and he sees I answer it and he has a package so.he says that it's feom Ireland so I look on the adress its to my dad..

It was the stupid parts to his snoring machine

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

With a USA addrss

Tyler Watson said...

I GOT NOTHING TO SIGN!!!!!!

I lost my KoTW which was SIGNED!

;~;

Tyler Watson said...

Wait, It might be under my bed which I happen to be on

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

I have 9 books I could get signed 2 copies of Book 1 and one of all the others

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

OH MY GOD YOU SAID SNAZZY. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.

Tanzani Coil said...

A signing??!! IN GUILDFORD?!?

I MIGHT BE MEETING DEREK FREAKING LANDY!! SDAFJOSDHFPSFH /EXPLODES

Kath Gillon said...

looking forward to reading TMS :) have fun at the events - all to far from me unfortunately.
Happy Easter to you and all your family.

Silver Birch Crafts said...

OMG Please please do a signing in MK!
Especially as its my birthday on the 5th!

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Yes, I agree with Silver! *nods*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I got TMS! *screams*

Book Crazy said...

I already got the book and read it yesterday...I won't spoil it

thespecialistmoab said...

Hey, Derek I was wondering, seeing as I've been a minion now for about 3-4 years maybe you could do a signing in a really crappy place near me... such as I don't know... Salisbury?

Go on; you know you love me.

love from Michael <3

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Im being nice and not going mental TMS wont be here for a while...

*walks around Blogland lake*

Zaf calm you make up for it by meeting Derek on Saturday

Tyler Watson said...

I've lost my KoTW...........................................................itwassignedandall.........

Tyler Watson said...

But this cheered me up (The last part made me laugh on the outside and cry on the inside :3)

Just your daily reminder that it’s

38 days until Iron Man 3
122 days until The Wolverine
227 days until Thor 2: The Dark World
374 days until Captain America 2
402 days until The Amazing Spider-Man 2
479 days until X-Men Days of Future Past
493 days until Guardians of the Galaxy

Also:

4 days until Doctor Who
5 days until Game of Thrones
86 days until Monsters University
240 days until Catching Fire
630 days until The Hobbit: There and Back Again

Don’t forget:

67 years until season 3 of Sherlock

Taia DeMars, Inesculent Bean of Written Ramblings said...

I need TMS.


But first I need KOTW.

I'm beginning to think I'll never manage to get hold of either of them. ._.

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

TMS...

If I get my book from Ireland but I know it might not BE there

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Hi! Guys does someone wan't to start a Collab?


I'm being slow to write and i need Insparation!

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Helloooo?

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

helloooooooooooooo

Maralie Lily Charm said...

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD BOOK OMFG

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Getting ready to go to the airport now... I'll be in Ireland in about 18 hours, whoo hoo!

Tyler Watson said...

Val, where are you coming from???

Brave, may I ask, what is a collab?

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

It's like when a few people share the same blog and we write a story together.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

**
::
__

Tyler Watson said...

Oh, sounds fun...I'll think bout it

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

and you don't have to have the same password or anything.I can simply add you to my blog and i can see none of your details and you can see none of mine.

Tyler Watson said...

cool but I'll think bout it, my brain is suffering from a headache so it might take me a while

Becky Allaker said...

heh
hehheheheh
norwich

h e h

Maralie Lily Charm said...

One Direction are so perfect :')

Tyler Watson said...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr everyone has TMS but me, I never ordered it or bought it cos i no have monies

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Baah

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Fools think I'll die in LSODM haha Derek hasnt decided if i die yet

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

What you meant to say, Mara is that Derek is so perfect, but don't worry; everyone makes typos;P
I don't have it either.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I ALREADY SAID THAT IENI :P

My friends left me cause I fangirled too much XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I won't spoil or fangirl about TMS just because I'm awesome. *grins*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I can't remember who asked, but I'm coming from Washington State. And so is Amanda. *points*

barmybex said...

NOOOOOO!!!! Where has the Milton Keynes event gone??? I was counting on that. The only thhing i had to look forward to!! Derek, why???

But congrats on the release, i'll get a copy as soon as I can.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

AWWWWWWWW!!!!

Page 24 of mS, the last sentence..

THAT'S SO CUTE OMG

Robin Snowscar said...

MY TMS DIDN'T COME AND I AM ANNOYED, DEREK, I AM SO ANNOYED.

Amazon may mysteriously shut down tonight. Permanently.

*runs away before can read any spoilers*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*TMS

Derek, I thought you were coming to Cork? :( I had made a top and everything!

Please come to Cork or Tipperary for LSODM!

Ruby Moon said...

loveing the art work on the inside cover of the Tanith noval.
so cool

Jubilance Glee (Jubi) said...

I HAVE TO ORDER IIITTTTT

Flora Mae High said...

Evening!

Does anyone know when the closing date for the Exquisite Corpse is?

Flora Mae High said...

And I completely agree with Thespecialistmoab - come to Salisbury for a signing!

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

I entered it the competition do I have a shot? NOPE but i tried xD

Oh and April 30th is closing date and

My book was shipped today :D

Flora Mae High said...

Thank you! :)

And LUCKY! I don't think I'll get mine until next week :(

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Im in America so it'll be a while til it gets here

Oh my god the twitterview someone asks who are the American Elders and Derek says Grand Mage is Bishihalani and Zaf (me) is an Elder then the person asks if Zaf is the Ameriminion who exploded Ireland and if i die and Derek says it isnt decided yet

*gulp* if Vex is for Ireland....interaction with Vex...not good

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Aurora Jane!

Aurora JANE!

Aurora JANE!

THAT'S MY NAME! XD

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

*sings Narnia*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

IM SITTING ON A PLANEEEEEE!


I take off in 20 minutes, yay!

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Yay, Val!!! Have fun in Ireland! I've never been on a plane.

sadhbh reilly tuite said...

i LOVE dereks books. im his biggest fan. gettin TMS 2morrow and goin 2 get it signed on saturday.. then ill have all his books signed (i even got my face and arm signed) BTW i think Liv Tyler should be China Sorrows in the movie!!! :)

Sofie Schi said...

The first thing I did when I woke up was to turn on my kindle and download TMS ! And I finished it in a few hours. I always thought: AAhrgh, come one, put that book away for a while and do sth. else, but the fact is: I JUST COULDN't. And that was because it was sooo freakin' AWESOME! I love Tanith and Billy Ray so much; they are so badass in this book. I also loved the flashbacks and the end was just brilliant!

Derek, you're a genius!

Aisling said...

Hi I might not be on for a few days over Easter and I'm going to read TMS now I got it this mornin and haven been able to read it yet.

Oh and I've got to go now BYE

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

Best day of my life... I am talking to Derek on Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!

Mycroft Edwin Holmes said...

Greetings my dears.

Mycroft Edwin Holmes said...

I have returned to the sunny island of Singapore, informally known as the Big Red Dot, for the holidays.

Mycroft Edwin Holmes said...

If I am not on for a while, it is because September is very ill and I am taking care of her while she projectile-vomits all over the bathroom.

Have a nice day!

Jubilance Glee (Jubi) said...

how...
pleasant....
EMBER/MYCROFT!!!!!!!!!!
hi.

Calidae Dark said...

is anyone on?

Calidae Dark said...

I am SO mad at Derek for killing S__________.

He/She was just standing there, so casual, and then, BAM! Derek killed him/her. I liked him/her! He/she was awesome. And now that unique individual is GONE forever, and you cant take it back.

If you hadnt noticed, I wasnt naming any names.Other than, it starts with an S. But that could be ANYONE, couldnt it??

Mycroft Edwin Holmes said...

wait

no

NO

NO

NO

DOES SHUDDER DIE??????!!

NOOOOOOOOO

PLEASE, IF NOTHING ELSE, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT SHUDDER DIES. MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. OH MY GOD

SHUDDDDDDDDEEERRRRR

HE WAS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER BESIDES CHINA

OOOOOHHH MYYY GOODDD

DID SCAPEGRACE DIE?

WHAT ABOUT SANGUINE?


THESE CAPITALS ARE JUST NOT BIG ENOUGH!!!!!

......but if you have to say only one thing: Did Shudder die?

Mycroft Edwin Holmes said...

(I'm sure, though, that since it was a book about Tanith, that Sanguine would've been in there. But I love Shudder, so....)

Mycroft Edwin Holmes said...

I think I'm going to rename myself for a while

Hellish Imagination said...

Hells lo.

Kribu said...

1. I'm pretty near convinced Kaiven's Derek's cameo. (I mean... chiselled good looks, likes Gilmore Girls and Buffy...)

2. S's death was ... well, that hurt. I loved him. I wanted to cuddle with him. To offer him comfort. A hug. That was just cruel, and it hurt.

3. I'm trying to figure out how Tanith's "She turned as a man walked up. She had never met him before but she knew who he was. He was tall and bald, and his face was lined and his eyes were a startling blue, the palest eyes she had ever seen. His name was Mr Bliss." is not a continuity error, and I'm failing to come up with any explanation that would make sense.

4. I'm probably the only person in fandom who doesn't actually care all that much about Saracen Rue (or Vex, for that matter). :-| (Don't get me wrong, they're fun, but I don't feel any emotional connection or investment in them, same as with Ravel, and couldn't actually care less if they died.)

5. All that said, TM7 was absolutely awesome. Brilliant. Hilarious. Heartbreaking. Just... so much better than I'd expected, truly.

Brad Wood said...

OMG Derek u r so mean for killing s_________.

Brad Wood said...

OMG Derek u r so mean for killing s_________.

Andrew said...

SO ME AND GEORGIA AND BECKY WERE KNOWN ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR BEING 'THE ONES THAT WERE REALLY OBSESSED WITH SARACEN RUE EVEN THOUGH WE HADN'T SEEN HIM YET' AND OH MY GOD, HE'S AMAZING.
HIS POWER.
OH MAN, HIS POWER IS SO GOOD.

Zathract Mist said...

DEREK.

YOU.

AGH.

YOU KILLED MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER.

MY FAVOURITE CHATACTER.

Vex+Rue said...

I just read the book last night, it was AMAZING
vex and rue were just <3

Hi Derek, I've been a minion for a while, but now I'm an online one ^.^

John Nexus said...

Hi...

John Nexus said...

I have TMS but I've only read a little bit. I'm waiting until its a little later.

Vex+Rue said...

Oh btw, I'm elemental shadow on the sp forums :)

John Nexus said...

No spoilers. Please.

John Nexus said...

Elemental shadows? What's that, Vex? Can I just call you Vex?

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Ye are spoiling.

NJ Maverick Renn (Sigil Student of China Sorrows) said...

That little suggestive part Derek, you know between two characters then tey walk out of the room...?

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!
NOT APPROPRIATE
LOL

But... THE BOOK IS SO AMAZING!!
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
I love all the good guys!!
And Tanith was hilarious and epic!!
Amazing book!! <3

John Nexus said...

Brad Wood. Shut the fuck up. DID SANGUINE DIE? OH NO... I... NO ONE SPOIL IT. And, Derek, is The Maleficent Seven a book that affects books after KOTW?

John Nexus said...

Everyone, seriously. Don't spoil it. Little hints are being given out and I don't like it. So shut up.

John Nexus said...

Taylor Swifts Bodyguard: if you love Taylor Swift, you'll end up having a break up song written about you.

NJ Maverick Renn (Sigil Student of China Sorrows) said...

But Derek said this post is for mild spoilers....

You are allowed to be spoilery here. Lol

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Pleasure to meat you Vex and Nexus.


I'm Ulcabhán Brave.


Ulcabhán is pronounced Ulc A von

It's Irish for owl.

I'm A necromencer. Yay.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

DON'T UPSET ME ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT.


cus i love her. like ask anyone.


I realllllllllllllllllllly Love her.

Like REALLLLLLLLLLY

AND THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! A OSNG ABOUT ME! YAY!

John Nexus said...

Oh, well I'm so liar to a Necromancer, but only on the blogs. Not in my books, only because in my books, I'm not magical, which would make everyone seem overpowered. So I can control shadows, and I can use magnetic force. Although neither of these are... magical abilities. They're merely abilities that I inherited from my race, the Heltron race. But only on Derek's blogs.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

NJ, what hapend in the rooom......

John Nexus said...

Brave. Care to have a friendly battle?

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

nEXUS, mAY I ask, WHAT age are you?



Cus you might be younger than me and then youll break the record! of being the youngest!

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

I do not want a battle. At all.

John Nexus said...

...seventeen.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Dammit. No you didnt.

John Nexus said...

Awwww. Does anyone want to battle?

John Nexus said...

How old, Brave?

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

I'm 11. sO...yA....

John Nexus said...

Oh... wow. Young...

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Nexus, dont take this the wrong way, you are creeping me out and i feel you do not like me.

John Nexus said...

Can someone please battle me?

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Not really.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Fine I'll battle you.


Throws shadows at Nexus.

John Nexus said...

What? No no no. Believe me, I have that effect on people... but I just like battling everyone.

John Nexus said...

-throws shadow at shadow-

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

*Wips shadows around Johns heals and kills him*


There i won.


*Smiles*

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Are you a boy or a girl?

John Nexus said...

Ugh.. ffs. Sorry, this tablet is so bad with auto correct. Let me see if I can get on my iPhone... brb

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

nEXUS, i KNOW i SOUND LIKE A BABY, but stop using bad language. Seriously. I will be banned from here by my parents if they realise theres bad language. Well i probs wont but bad language is aggressive. So stoooop.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Just say Goo. Yay

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Just say Goo. Yay

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

John Nexus said...

I didn't swear... visibly...

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

hELLOOOOO?

John Nexus said...

Brave... just... shhhh.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Oh, hi.

Tennis Racket Time.


YAY.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

So is you a boy or a girl

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

I'm so bored.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Hello??????????

John Nexus said...

Uhh.. John. Boy.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

I wonder who will be Valkyrie in SP movie

John Nexus said...

Oh, I've thought about that. Alexis Bledel, I thought, even before I found out Derek loved her.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

I think it Tanith should be Taylor Swift.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Ya but she's old

like Alexis Bledel

John Nexus said...

Oh, and for China: http://www.google.com.au/search?q=zooey+deschanel&hl=en&client=tablet-android-acer&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=UoZVUfvoBImLkwWg24DYDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=752

John Nexus said...

Not Taylor. That won't work.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

I think Miranda Cosgrove should be Valkyrie.

John Nexus said...

Hmmm. That.. might just work.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

gTG

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Who's going to dundrum tomorrow? See ya there haha

Hellish Imagination said...

IT WAS SANGUINE

I KNEW IT

Hellish Imagination said...

I said it earlier, you people. Along with my Shudder rantings, I said it earlier.

Hellish Imagination said...

WHOOP. TEN POINTS FOR HELLISH.

Tyler Watson said...

HELLO EVERYONE!!!!

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Hi Tyler!

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

I'm on my tod here.. hmmm..

*Sings*

I'm aaalllll alooone, there's no one here beesideea meeee..

Melica Frost said...

Hello...?

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Hey!

Melica Frost said...

Hey Ruá!

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Hey Mel :) *hugs* I is alone no more.. how are you?^^,

Tyler Watson said...

Hey Mel and Ruá

Went to get food and got sucked into Tumblr

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Welcome back :) I gotta fly soon though, my dog is demanding I walk her... lol

Melica Frost said...

*hugs* Im good! Im happy that TMS has finally been released because soon I can talk about it with other people and not just random strangers...yeah I got it early and ended up punching a tree...BUT ANYWAY!! How are you? :)

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

I don't want to read it cause then I'll finish it and I'll be like nooooo haha.. oh no, hope your punching fist is OK lol I'm good, just finished easter egg shopping :))

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Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Ugh, really need to get back into my running routine.

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

I gottA go, but I'll be back! *terminator voice*

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Byebye, Ruá! *waves*

Melica Frost said...

Im back! Sorry my mum was talking to me :)

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Hey, Mel! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How're you?

Melica Frost said...

Hey Ieni! Im good :) how are you ? :D

Tyler Watson said...

*Damns Tumblr and the time*

Tyler Watson said...

OMG WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Baaaaack:3

Tyler Watson said...

It's very quiet here

Aisling said...

Hi anyone there?

Msd my battery is low

Tyler Watson said...

I am.....just got jtk-trolled with MCP'S supposed face....

Aisling said...

Hi Tyler and anyone else that's there

Aisling said...

I'm Derek TMS you killed of s-----------. WHY?

I mean he/she wasn't my favourite character but I didn't want him/her to DIE.

Aisling said...

*off

Aisling said...

*omg

How did omg end up as I'M???

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Hi aisling :)

Aisling said...

Hi Ruá

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Supp?:)

Aisling said...

I'm away for Easter so I won't be on much over the next few days but I'm here for now.

How about you?

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Heylo



MIRANDA COSGROVE SHOULD BE VALKYRIE CAIN.

Ulchabhán Brave (Taylor Swift's body guard and crazy fan) said...

Hi Ruá.






GO MIRANDA

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Ohh I'm away too, in my dads for easter. He lives smack bang in the middle of the country side, a million miles from the closest anything ha I'm surprised I can even get internet :p I'm heading back to Dublin tomorrow morning though to go to the dundrum signing :D

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Hey ulchabhán! Don't think we've met before!

Tyler Watson said...

OKAY...so how is everyone


I have a confirmation coming up in April that I have to go to, and I have to wear a dress :(

But when my little cousins communion comes up, I get wear my blazer, my fave suit trousers and I'm buying myself a PSOS

Ruá Black (RuáMonster) said...

Hi Tyler! Again.. lol

What's wrong with dresses? I'm never out of em :p

Tyler Watson said...

ehh I'm more of a tomboy and suits are kinda my style :3

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