Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

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Anonymous said...

Back! :)

@Hunter: Thank you... i think^^

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's like Torchwood Ed. Or the American TV show Sanctuary. It's like that.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Gemma: *does it in a little circle* Wow, I can do it! :)


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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Please Cassidy! Share! I haven't had Skittles for a week!

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Edward Fletcher said...

so, you deal with alien threats? (ive only seen torchwood)

Star Inkbright said...

*resists urge to point out to Hunter that he technically isn't ignoring me*

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Noelle said...

Hi Mith!
*waves*

*hums*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Well...Torchwood in the SP universe basically. Not alien though

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Chione Asahina said...

Ok now bigger steps, we'll do it round the room ;)

Star Inkbright said...

*DAMMIT*

*ignores Ez*

Hello again, Mithria. :)

You have a beautiful name, by the way . . .

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Star Inkbright said...

Can I have some Skittles?

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Edward Fletcher said...

ah. whats the threat then at the moment? i may be of help

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Mith!

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Star Inkbright said...

@Gemma: *starts taking bigger steps, going around the room* *trips*

*stands up and carries on attempting to dance*

((Is anyone else reminded of Trip whenever someone trips? :P))

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Noelle said...

Yes, Star.

Edward Fletcher said...

hello mith

Dragona Pine said...

Brb.

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

*sighs* *shares Skittles with everyone*

Chione Asahina said...

Thats it star :) you're doing it.

And yes, it kinda reminds me of trip.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Well...Ed The Institute don't really have volunteers work for them. Ez us from the future so she has clearance to assist us. And Adra works for the Sanctuary so she gas qualifications and stuff. If ya wanna help Ed prepare everyone fir riots and possibly a War

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Anonymous said...

Hi everyone who said hello to me^^

*smiles and is happy* Thank you Hunter! *looks at Ez* Um... one question: Why does she look at you in that way? She looks quite angry...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Has**

Is**

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Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Heya Mith! *hands Skittles*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Attempts to square dance by myself]

((RANT WARNING
I hate not being allowed to sleep in on the weekend... Especially after last night. I mean, they woke me up in the first place, but no, I can't sleep later than eight-thirty or my body clock will be off. And waking me up at 1am for something that turned out not to be an actual emergency won't?
RANT OVER))

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Edward Fletcher said...

i dont want a job, but i have resources like labs, information, time travel and spies in various governments and sanctuarys

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Thank you Cassidy!!! *hugs* *takes a few Skittles* *munches away at them*

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Noelle said...

*hugs Fabi Sorry. :/

OH! *raises her hand* I HAVE A LAB!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

We've got a lot of that already Ed. Just prepare Sorcerers for the worst okay?

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Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

I have Skittles milkshake if you want IT? *offers it to Rhydian*

Chione Asahina said...

Hai fabi xD hi mith

Edward Fletcher said...

meh, i will be happy enough to wactch the world burn. still, ok

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Yes Cassidy!!!! I want it!!!! This is a start to a beautiful friendship I think *nods with tears in eyes*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Adra back] It's okay, I guess... I'd already sort of woken up from this nightmare...so I guess it didn't bug me that much.

Nikola Tesla, by the way.

Hi Adra, Star, Cass, Gemma, Rhydian, Ed and anyone I neglected to mention ((Sincere apologies if this is the case))

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Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

*grins* It looks like it, Rhydian! *hugs friend*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

(Ed I'm not trying to be mean it's just i don't really need that many people involved)

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Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Heya Fabi!

Edward Fletcher said...

its fine, just offering

Noelle said...

*shrinks back into a quieter room, curling up with a book*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*hugs Cassidy back*

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mithria: We had an argument about toasters.

It sounds stupid, but my toasters are bigger than average toasters, and so warrant bigger arguments than average toasters, so now I'm ignoring her to prove a point and she's waiting for an opportunity to blackmail me into coming round to her point of view.
What'll actually happen is, I'll end up needing to speak to her beacuse an emergeny will happen (emergencies are common in our line of work), and then we'll decide to drop the argument. Well, that's what usually happens.

Neither of us are actually angry anymore, but we're trying to prove that we can keep the argument going, because it's rather pathetic when we just give up.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

If ya wanna help Ed then it's completely fine by me. :)

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Anonymous said...

*shakes head* Oh dear... *grins* Bad problems, really bad problems...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*River Cross appears*

River: Hello everyone!

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Chione Asahina said...

Star's gone quiet... I wonder if shes ok...

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Edward Fletcher said...

its fine, i will have to deal with a griffin problem soon anyway. its time the eggs hatch

Star Inkbright said...

FABIIIIIIIIIIII! *metaphorically tacklehugs, beacuse I'm dancing. Yes, I can dance. Thanks to Gemma. :)*

I'm sorry about your interrupted sleep. :(

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Star Inkbright said...

@Gemma: Sorry. :(

*carries on dancing*

Thank you for your conrcern.

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Noelle said...

Hi River *waves*

Anonymous said...

Hey River! *waves*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Oh right Ed. *shrugs*

River: Good to see you all alive . Don't worry, only a few if you die in the future. Lots of blood though. Nit nice at all.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Also hello Hunter, Mith, River and Ez if she's around.

Hunter, your name sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't believe we've actually met. Nice to meet you.

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Chione Asahina said...

Lol im just glad you're happy

*twirls star and continues dancing*

Anonymous said...

Waving flower princesses xD

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Not**

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

What the fuck River?

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Edward Fletcher said...

i know i die, ive seen it

Noelle said...

Yay for dying. *doesnt sound enthused*

Edward Fletcher said...

in the future

Star Inkbright said...

I'm around, just keeping quiet because I'm listening in on Hunter. He IS talking about me, so it's not really a crime. If it was a crime, I'd keep quiet about it. :)
Nice to see you, Fabi. :)

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Chione Asahina said...

River, hate to break it to you, but everyone dies.

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: No, we haven't met, have we?

Nice to meet you. :)

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Chione Asahina said...

Hi Hunter... we havnt met either.

Star Inkbright said...

HELLO RIVER!

*is twirled* Ooh yay. Twirlyness. :)

*continues dancing*
You're awesome. :)

Oh, damn. Gtg, dinner. So, me, Hunter and Ez have gtg. We'll be back fairly soon . . .

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

You can't tell us that River!

River: why not?

Coz you're not aloud to.

River: who told ya that?

You!

River: Not yet obviously

I hate Time Travel sometimes

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Chione Asahina said...

Bye star. ;)

Edward Fletcher said...

time travel, i mess up the future a lot. like calligula

Noelle said...

*watches the two* *nods* *goes outaide*

Bye star

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bye Star!

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Edward Fletcher said...

bye star *dissapears in a small blizzard*

Anonymous said...

*looks around because Hunter is gone and I don't want to dance all alone^^*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Star

And the crumpets are all cold now, 'cause I read Blogland comments before going downstairs.

I'm going to make something else for breakfast. I'll be back when I won't lower the mood.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Who agrees with me when I say River's a moron?

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Edward Fletcher said...

*appears in the A.I*

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

I'm gonna go too. *bows* Farewell my friends! I shall try to return soon! *waves* *floats out door*

Edward Fletcher said...

bye cassidy

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

River: *puts hand up* I agree

What?

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bye Cassidy!

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Edward Fletcher said...

*walks down into labs* anything on the sanctuarys yet?

Noelle said...

Bye Cas


*From outside* I do, Rhyd.

*wanders around, aimlessly walking*

Anonymous said...

River, you are a strange person... *mutters*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

River: Strange? What on earth gives you that idea? Probably your brain. *nods wisely*

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Chione Asahina said...

*walks up to mith* want to dance? ;)

Edward Fletcher said...

A.I robot: they have started to doubt the plan

this cannot happen

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Brb. Having tea

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Anonymous said...

@River: Probably. My brain is weird, I know. But... you are calling yourself a moron. That seems strange to me.

Noelle said...

Bye Rhydian!

*wanders back in to Chester* It's boring here...

Noelle said...

*peeks around* Hello?

Star Inkbright said...

Dammit, leaving made me notice my headache more. XD

*is back*
Msd, though. My heache isn't too bad, but if it gets worse I may just leave.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

My mother's making me watch a movie but all I want to do is read LSODM D:

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Chione Asahina said...

You're the same as me star, my migrane is agony.

Noelle said...

Hi Star- *hugs*

Take medicine, perhaps?

Anonymous said...

sorry for poofing, was writing a blog post about dragons^^

Chione Asahina said...

I took paracetamol twice and it didnt help. Lol.

Star Inkbright said...

Hello Maraaaaaaa!

We have LSODM now, but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to read it. I'm ignoring it. When I ignore LSODM-like thoughts, my wanitngness goes away. :)
If I'd started reading it already, though - D:.
I hope the movie doesn't go on too long. :/

@Gemma: :(
I hope it gets better soon.
And, HELLO.

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Chione Asahina said...

Star, it wont get better, ive had it for almost a month.

Chione Asahina said...

Well, not the migrane, ive had that the last 4 days, ive had a cough for just under a month.

Noelle said...

*rolls around on the floor, making snow angels out of hundreds of balloons that suddenly appeared

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Back. Mbd

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Noelle said...

Hey Rhydian *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Hello Adra!

Mara and Adra, you RHYMEEEEEEEEEE. Ra ra ra. :)

Hello, Mithria. :) Dragons are awesome. I started a story about dragon-people once, then I got stuck after a few chapters. Then I quitted it. Then I stopped quitting it. But I haven't written any more since then . . . I may just start again. It was a good idea . . .

@Adra: It's not that bad. Plus . . . I'd have to, like, rumage around in the medicine cupboard. *cowers in fear*

*debates bringing Hunter and Ez back*

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Edward Fletcher said...

A.I robot: soon sir

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hey Adra! *hugs*

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Anonymous said...

@Star: I made a few dragons with roccailles (I have no idea how to spell that...) and I really love them so I had to write a blog post about them with some pictures^^

http://mithriasrandomthings.blogspot.de/2013/09/lots-of-dragons.html

If you're interested??

Star Inkbright said...

@Gemma: :( Oh . . .

I got a cough in late June. I had it right the way through July and I still occaisonally cough now. XD
It didn't come with migranes, though . . . I think the headache's from being on the laptop all afternoon. Staring at screens, you know.

Hello, RHydian! :)

@Adra: ANGELS ARE EVIL.
Sometimes.

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Noelle said...

*kind of just sits around* Um.


What to do?

Edward Fletcher said...

*suit melts into red armour* well, tell them to wait for a while but continue. *walks into throne room*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Star!

*sits next to Adra* bored now

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Anonymous said...

*walks towards Adra and Rhydian* Hunter's gone somewhere... bored too...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Is the Ball over?

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Noelle said...

I know... Huh. *drinks from her wine*

Edward Fletcher said...

*dances by self humming*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Dunno where River's got to

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Dances like a shark to the soundtrack from this video game]

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Noelle said...

Um- no. People are just not participating. Or.... Yeah

Anonymous said...

@Adra: Or sitting around...

Star Inkbright said...

Back for a bit.

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Edward Fletcher said...

*dances down into cells*

Star Inkbright said...

Hello.

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Edward Fletcher said...

hello hunter

Star Inkbright said...

@Ez: Stalker.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Hunter: Well, if you insist on trying to kill people . . .

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Anonymous said...

Hunter, I thought you were ignoring Ez?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Hunter!

Hi Ez!

So is the Ball over then?

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Star Inkbright said...

@Ez: I was only trying to kill one person!

I dedicate this page to toasters.

Hello, Edward.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Hunter: One person dying is stil bad and could alter the course of history.
And - fuck you.

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Noelle said...

Well... What do we do, then?

Star Inkbright said...

@Mithria: . . . Oh, yes.

*ignores Ez*

Do you want to continue dancing?

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...
No idea.

[Stops awkwardly, as I'm the only one dancing]

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*lies down*

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Anonymous said...

*shrugs* If you want... I'd like to, yes^^

Noelle said...

Fabi, I'll dance with you!

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: *puts thinking cap on*

See who can make the best punch?
MOre fun than it sounds. We have to DRINK the punches.

. . . That doesn't sound that fun.

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Anonymous said...

Uh... last comment didn't sound very happy... But I AM! I'd love to continue dancing! :)

Star Inkbright said...

@Mithria: I would like to. :)
*starts dancing*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Okay. [Dances with Adra]

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*sighs* *phone rings* Fuck off Magnus!!

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Noelle said...

STAR YOU GENIUS.

Noelle said...

*dances with Fabi, flamboyantly bowing* Ma'am

Edward Fletcher said...

back later

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Great idea Starry!

*ignores ringing phone*

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Cya Ed!

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Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: I'm a genius? O_O

. . . I mean, yes, of course I'm a genius!
*tries to look genius-like, which is hard when you're covered in dried paint, but nevertheless, I manage it, beacuse I AM A GENIUS!*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I don't know a thing about making punch, though! XD

[curtsies gracefully]

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Anonymous said...

*smiles at Hunter* I love dancing...

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: THAT'S WHY IT'LL BE FUN. XD

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mithria: Me too. :)

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Anonymous said...

*looks at Star while dancing* That could really be fun... *grins*

Noelle said...

*begins to dance with Fabi flamboyantly and fabulously excusemypun*

Star Inkbright said...

I actually know how to make punch . . . Simple punch. :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Okay then! [Laughs]

We could try!

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Noelle said...

*salsas over to Star with Fabi*

Star Inkbright said...

@Mithria: Of course it's fun. I'm a genius. *is a genius*

((Seriously, though - I didn't think my idea was that good. O_O Thanks for complimenting it! *hugs everyone*))

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Dances also, being careful not to accidentally step on my dress or Adra's feet]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((@Star It's an idea, and sometimes that's all that matters))

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Brb.

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Anonymous said...

Hunter, what do you think? Making punch or not? ;)

Star Inkbright said...

Okay!

Where do we make punch? The kicthen? Does anyone know how to get there? I mean, I know (I think) you use the lift, but does anyone know which button to press?

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mithria: . . . If everyone else is making punch, I suppose I'd be good to make punch, much as I like dancing with you. :)

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Noelle said...

LIFT PARTY

Noelle said...

*whispers to Fabi* Huntith

Star Inkbright said...

*kitchen

And - here's the next post, I think?

http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?postID=9171828785169996885&blogID=1104475307058729066&isPopup=true&page=5

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I'll be gone a while. Bye!

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

What?

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Anonymous said...

ADRA! You didn't ship me and Hunter!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Rhydian!

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Noelle said...

*giggles*


Bye Rhydian! *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

@Hunter: SHE'S FINALLY STOPPED SHIPPING EZTER. :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh! [Facepalm]

That's what you meant.

[Laughs]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

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