Thursday, March 7, 2013

World Book Day Yay!

Okay, about to get in the car and drive to Kildare for my event with Alex Barclay, but I was checking my emails and wandered onto the Facebook site and saw this...


I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...

... wow...

A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!

EDIT

And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...

Don't! It was a JOKE!

Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"

I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."

And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."

And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."

"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"

"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"

"YES!"

And that's when the ninjas attack.

I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.

DO NOT GET ME SUED. 




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Kribu said...

That is ... really pretty damn awesome.

As much as I'd love to have a signed book, I think I'll pass the face tattoo, though. I never thought I'd say this, but there are limits to my dedication. :D

Have fun at the World Book Day events, everyone who's going!

Lewis = A Talent For Raising Cain said...

Skulduggery Pleasant tattoo...first time for everything I suppose!

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Wow.
Now that's fandom.

Gabriel said...

Oh, my. That looks wonderful. I wonder if I can get China Sorrow's sigils tattooed all over my body? Or just arms?

Gabriel said...

IZZ! Do you remember me!?

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Hey seeing as I'm up the top here I might as well shout out to you Derek:
Ronda Rousey has been offered a part in the next Hunger Games film. I think they mean Mockingjay, because Catching Fire is already in production.
But yeah! Isn't that awesome?!

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Gabriel?
As in G?
Gabriel who doesn't like being called Gabe?

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Gabriel Cobalt.
As I live and breathe.

Guten tag!

Rhian Hooper said...

She has good taste ;)
But Derek.. What if somebody gets YOUR face tattooed on their face?

Gabriel said...

Yes! You do remember me! Awesome!!!

Konbanwa!

Gabriel said...

Well, it's night here right now... anyway..

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

I haven't seen you in ages!

Little Miss Pessimist said...
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Gabriel said...

Mmmhmm. I have been very busy, with school and life. Actually I'm supposed to be prepping for my English Essay tomorrow but I just don't feel like it..

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

It's night here. Or evening. I'm really not sure where to draw the line on that one...

Gabriel said...

Dusk?

Little Miss Pessimist said...

That is... Amazing. And slightly mad... But still amazing!! God i wish i could get my books signed but.. My face is just too beautiful. Hopefully dereks signing books some time in early july when im in ireland... Please...???

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Ah yes. School.

I haven't really been doing much blog-wandering lately. But I'm trying to pick up a bit more.

I'm moving house this weekend!

Gabriel said...

Izz it was nice to see you (talk to you) again! But I have to go, I have tons of school work that needs to be done. And I only have 30 minutes before I need to go to sleep.

Tell everyone that I knew that I said Hi. Or not. Whatever you want to do.

Ja,mata!

Gabriel said...

Oh, that's awesome, I think moving houses is such a drag, moving everything you own and taking ages...*sigh*

Okay, this time it's for real.

Sayonara!

Zathract Mist said...

I...

...

I want that tattoo.

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Auf wiedersehen G!
It was great to see you. Good luck with the essay!

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

*salutes*
Mist. What is up?

Zathract Mist said...

*salutes in return*

Hey, Izz. Not much. Finished up some work, checked my dashboard, there's a post up, so here I am.

What's new with you?

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Far too much is new. I'm a Superwholockian. I'm a tumblr addict. I'm in a Lit class where we read boring books and argue about the meaning behind the colour red.
What happened to the old: Do nothing and have epic battles over treehouses in Blogland?

On the bright side I'm gonna watch V for Vendetta in a minute.

I've been meaning to ask: did you end up going to Soundwave?

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

I am so getting that tattooed in my face!!!!!!!! On my left cheek!

LOVE YOU DEREK!!

Lorelei Izabell Fetch (AKA Izz) said...

Ah. Well. Scratch V for Vendetta. Hell on Wheels instead. Either way it's the bright side.
I do have to go now so I'll see what you said later.

Zathract Mist said...

Everyone seems to be a Tumblr addict now...
Not too sure. Everyone kind of just left. Sparky's gone. I leave while term's on and come back for the holidays. Lav's busy in Japan. I'm not too sure if Eve's still coming on or not. Nix, Val, Hel and Luce are all still here, but it's not really the same.

Cool. *nods and pretends to know what movie that is* *if it's even a movie...*


Ah! No, I didn't go to Soundwave, unfortunately, because they - at the last bloody minute (it was a few weeks ago, but whatever) - put in an 18+ age limit on the festival.
I did, however, see Stone Sour and Linkin Park last Tuesday which I'm still freaking out about. It was amazing.

Zathract Mist said...

Hey, Death.

Alright, bye Izz!

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

Zath, Eden was wondering when the next HGC post will be up!

Summer Willow said...

DEATH!
*throws herself at Death*
I MISSED OUR CONVERSATIONS!

Zathract Mist said...

Understandable. The next post will be up with Nixion and Helena submit their entries.

Esoteric Cal said...
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Summer Willow said...

Oh and...
THAT TATTOO IS FREAKING AWESOME!
My aunts a tattooist so I could see if when I'm older I could get one of China's sigils.
*stares into space*
COOL!
*sets fire to her bed*
AGH! I really need a less flammable bed!

Summer Willow said...

Gotta go.
Computers aboout to be stolen by my family.
WHY WORLD!
*hears a yell*
Umm...
NO! I DID NOT SET FIRE TO MY BED AGAIN! GO AWAY MUM!

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

WILLOW!!!!
*Pouts*
Missed her...

Ah! That'd be it! I was thinking it had something to do with school work...

Okay, I gotta go... If anyone is on Chicken Smoothie, my name is Miss Death Rose

Bye!!

Zathract Mist said...

Mm.

Bye, Death!

Karina said...

OMG! I love you <3 thank you for posting my tatto ^^

Miss Cain said...

WHOA.
AMAZING OR WHAT!!!

Esoteric Cal said...

That's brilliant.

Miss Cain said...

...Derek, what if I had SP PERMANENT MARKERED my face.
Would I still get a signed book??

Karina said...

Btw: It would be awesome if I could get a signed book even if the tattoo is on my shoulder and not on my face. Hugs from your biggest fan from Norway!

Miss Cain said...

KARINA DESERVES THE WHOLE SKULDUGGERY SET, SIGNED, DEREK.
IT'S A TATTOO.

Karina said...

That would be awesome, Miss Cain :3

Karina said...
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Miss Cain said...

You seriously deserve it. :)

Karina said...

aww :)

Kribu said...

You would, Karina! That is one seriously awesome tattoo.

Mistical Future said...

O_O

SOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


... but no Derek I'm not geting one on my face.

But that's AWESOME!!!
And a good place to put it!

Karina said...

thanks guys!

Miss Cain said...

HEY MISTI!!

You're welcome, Karina. :D

Mistical Future said...

*nods in true agreement*
You do desurve a whole signed book set!!!

an it os an AWESOME tatto!



bye now i gtg

Mistical Future said...

Hi Miss C

Hi Karina


... but i do realy need to go

... i have the blade it's self to read a bit before bed!

bye!

Miss Cain said...

:(
BYE MISTI!!

Zathract Mist said...

Finally posted Battle for Blogland...

And now for bed.

*exits*

Suz Korb said...

Love her tattoo! Don't think I'll be tattooing ANYTHING on my face EVER though, so forget that business. lol!

Miss Cain said...

*had stuff to do*
*is back*
*re-freshes comments*

YEAH!! BATTLE FOR BLOGLAND!!!

*goes to read*

Hazel under the tree said...

I'm planning on getting a SP tattoo...dunno where though but not on my back, thats already reserved

Zafira Kerias said...

Awesome!!

Ok i gtg to class aka history

DEREK I WAS DEAD TODAY IN ENGLISH :D

Karina said...

Thank you Suz :)

knight fantasy said...

yellow, yellow, yellow...

knight fantasy said...

....

knight fantasy said...

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lonly lonely meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hehehehe

knight fantasy said...

derek, if u're reading this,(which will b highly unlikely) i have tons to ask about the SP books. one of them is

the stories are gettin longer and the characters are increasing, will you really finish the story at the 9th book?

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I'd get a Skulduggery tattoo. *nods*

Beckyangeo Allaker said...

i knOW OH GOD

i'd get him tattooed on my face were my face not tattooed on him... essentially...
because of skulls....
anyway.

but i'm getting a skulduggery tattoo, when i grow a pair. i've had the idea for a while now, and it'll probably be my ONLY tattoo, but still.

knight fantasy said...

i am a buzzing bee....
buzzz...
buzzz...

Derek Landy said...

Okay, just taking a short break between the first and second events today, and I'm delighted that Karina is happy! Karina, I'll find a secure email address for you to send your postal address to, and I'll send you a signed book!

Zafira Kerias said...

Aweso,e Derek!

Zafira Kerias said...

And if you have 10 min to spare I can talk to you :) my lesson ended early

Zafira Kerias said...

OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Why did book 1 give me a PAPER CUT? Acurssed paper

Zafira Kerias said...

Meh fine okay Zaffy gotta go i got 2 min til i gotta go to lunch. I know its 10:35am

Derek wht were the terms of the Truce? I dont remember reading it

Bye! Have fun today

StephenCroucher said...

i planned o get some of my favourite lines from skulduggery pleasant tattoed on my arms and back and stuff :P

Karina said...

Omg, thank you so much Derek :D Where do you send me your e-mail?

Fabi said...

That is a cool tattoo.

Sophie Perring said...

Ooh, that's pretty damn awesome! Ya beat me to it! I've planned to have Skulduggery tattooed on my arm for a while now. It's a skeleton-themed sleeve, so far including Jack Skellington, Brook from One Piece, and Shinigami-sama from Soul Eater (not that he's /actually/ a skeleton, but... :D)

I guess I saved the best 'til last. Skulduggery would certainly say so.

Ehehehe.

Sophie Perring said...

YES. BECKY. GET A SKUL TATTOO. IT SHALL BE EPIC. *Bro-fist*

Aisling said...

That's so awesome a skulduggery pleasant tattoo

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

Bribing us to get tatoos? Yes, Derek, I'm sure our parents will ADORE you. :P

BUT THAT IS SO AWESOME. OMGG. O_O

And so sorry for the delay. I wrote the ded at school today. I reserve the right to add to it. Here is what I wrote:

So, I have to dedicate . . .

Problem. I don't know what to dedicate TO.

It's not even like I have a list of options and I don't know what to pick. I don't have ANY options. And I have to do like a good ded, seeing as it's taken me this long . . .

So. GAH. You're all evil . . .

Alright.

I dedicate to . . .

*drumroll*

Nothing. :P

No no no no no, don't murder me, I have a reason! No thing is the opposite of every thing. And everything is evil. It begins with the letters 'ev', making it as evil as Eve, and Eve is number fifteen on a 1-10 scale of evility. Also, it has the letter 'i' in it. Eve doesn't have the letter 'i' in her name, which means everything is MORE EVIL than Eve. O_O
I know, right? It's not even comprehendable!!!!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, it has the word 'ryth' in it. AND YET NO ONE EVER NOTICES IT HAS THE WORD RYTH IS IT! (Apart from me, because I am the Evility Detector).
So that makes it MORE evil. O_O
Don't ask me HOW it makes it more evil. If I even ATTEMPT to think about it, I shall explode from evility overload.
And in order to explain how it makes sense, I have to think about it.

So I ded to nothing, because it's the least evil thing in the world. Partially because it is the opposite of the evilest thing in the world, and partially because evility is a thing, and nothing is no thing - no things, including evility, are allowed in it.

*nods*

Aisling said...

Star that made no sense. But at least you dedded( I think) even if it was a day late

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

A day late and a POST late. *laughs*

Where is the amazing Maraness? I WANT TO SHOW HER MY DED SO SHE CAN SEE IT AND STOP HAVING A GO AT ME. :)

Aisling said...

I'm sure she'll be on later. And yes I'd forgotten that it was also a post lat

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

And I need to see Fabi, so I can hug her for telling Aretha to read my other ded. Y'know, the one that actually said something other than nonsense.

@Aisling: It made sense when I was writing it. :P I say things and they make perfect sense, then I read over what I've said and it's transformed itslef into gobbledegook and I'm like WTH HOW DAND WHY DO YOU DO THIS???

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

Maybe I should email her it. I mean, she won't read it any quicker as she'll come online when she comes online, but I'll feel like I'm actively doing something . . .

Aisling said...

*late

Aisling said...

Yeah that other ded did make sense.it was an amazing ded.

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Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

And I'm not getting my face tatooed, Derek, sorry. :(

I don't want my face tatooed ever. My arms and hands, maybe. :)

And like what's the point when I'm going to a signing this year anyway, hmm? I will go to one. Hopefully in Sheffield or Doncaster or somewhere else nearby, but if not, I can always go to Liverpool. :/

MUCH RATHER GO TO SHEFFIELD OR DONCASTER OR SOMEWHERE AND MEET SCATH AND RIM THOUGH. :)

Why my foot is wiggling to the pace of my typing, I have no idea. It's odd.

DEREKKKKKKKKKKKK I used to be a really slow typer and have to search for every key I hit but now thanks to your blog I can type all whizzy.

I'm going to count how many seconds it takes to type this.

^^^Ten seconds!

And this is the speed I used to type:

I'm going to time how long it takes to type this.

^^^Forty-two seconds!!!

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T AMAZING.

When I write good deds, I know it. That ded wasn't good. The only way in which it was good was its length. :)

Oh, but the religion thing was fairly good, I think, because I was very angry and passionate about the sibject when I wrote it . . .

Aisling said...

Wow Star you've gotten much faster if you've on from 42 seconds to 10.

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

I'm only good at writing speeches when I get emotional about the subject . . . :(

Fabi said...

  Hm well. This doesn't sound like Star. It sounds like Fabi attempting to impersonate Star. Any suggestions?

   It wasn't an enemy Fabi had been running from, it was Star Inkbright. She was chewing the skin around her fingernails, and wondering what to do about the fact that one of her allies was dead.
     Ember was evil, of course, but she hadn't been Mevolent evil, just normal evil which should usually be avoided, but could maybe be helpful in getting rid of Mevolent evilness. Not trusted, though. Definitely not. 
     Her name started with E, just like Enemy and Eff and Evil. Alliteration could be extremely helpful sometimes.
     Running footsteps off to her left. Had that corridor been there before, or was it part of the Evil conspiracE (which Star had made up herself, did that make her evil as well for coming up with the name)? Either way, it was there now. Maybe Eff had had an illusion spell that had faded only now. Either way, somebody had just ran down the corridor at an alarming speed, so Star should probably take a look, see who it was, and either attack/join forces with them as necessary.
      Fabi crouched in a huddle, shivering. How had she gotten over here? 
     "Um, Fabi. Ember did say that moving was a not-so-good idea, and she was a healer, even I'd she was very evil and creepy, so it might be wise to listen to what she said." Oops, maybe mentioning that was a bad idea. "Don't worry, she didn't betray us, too. Not like..."
     "Fabigail, you're gonna have company."
     "Oookaay." Star had no idea what Fabi was talking about, aside from the obvious Star-Warsness of it. Something Eff had said after hitting Ink on the head?
     Footsteps echoed through the corridor and Fabi's face went pale. "The g-ghost wa-was ri-ight..."

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

Yeah . . . S'pose so. Practise. :P

And I look at the screen when I type, I don't have to look at the keyboard . . . I mean, I can't close my eyes, but so long as I can see it in the edge of my vision . . .

DEREK DID THIS TO ME. *praises the Golden God*

Danke, btw, Aisling. :)

Aisling said...

My mam keeps making me have a spoonful of fish oil cause I have a cold. It's DISGUSTING stuff. Bleh

Aisling said...

I haven't really changed all that much but I've only been on here for about 2 and a half weeks so I wouldn't expect to get aster that quickly

Aisling said...

*faster

Fabi said...

I am a really slow typer when my mood is low, or when I am multitasking, but thanks to Blogland, I can type fast when I want to.

It's not that major of a difference though, maybe seven seconds?

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

HI FABI!

Danke for advising Aretha to look at my ded! *hugs*

And . . .

*laughs*

I'm not evil, because I am the Evil Detector. Any way in which I appear evil is because I am impersonating my prey in order to look like one of them, so they are less aware of me.

Other than that, that whole paragraph sounds very much like something I'd say when explaining situations, so 10/10. *nods*
And it made me laugh. I'm allowed to make me laugh when the me making me laugh isn't me. *grins*

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

I was terrible at typing though . . .

I was faster than my sister, but I was one of those people who dodn't use the computer much and so typed like a snail . . .

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH if I don't go distant, bang me on the head with a plastic cup. *is meant to be doing hmwk*

Aisling said...

I've had a really good week this week I only got homework on Monday!!!

That NEVER happens to me that I only get homework one day of the week.

Aisling said...

Hi Fabi :)

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

So far this week I've been given five homeworks. O_O

That is practically UNHEARD of. It was normal in Year Seven, though! :(

HOWEVER, two of them are big, assessment-like homeworks. -_-
And tomorrow I'll get told I have to learn my French assessment . . .

Last week, which is the homework I've been doing this week, I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 . . . Eleven homeworks. Two of them were big homeworks, the rest medium or small. :)

Fabi said...

[is hugged]Okay, I'll edit that bit, and thanks.

Not hi though, I have to go. :-(

Bye!

Aisling said...

Bye Fabi :(

11 homeworks? That's a lot well to me anyway.

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

That is a lot, actually . . .

The week before, I only got seven. :)

The time before, I got six - week before half term as well, so I got less. (?)

Then before that I got ten.

Then before that I got eight.

Why am I saying all this, again?

Aisling said...

Um I don't know Star.cause you want to?

Aisling said...

TMS is out in 11 days we're nearly there.

B-J Maleficent (Nemone Penguin) said...

11 days? I was going to post something related to the blog post but now I'm off to get overexcited for TMS...

Luna Brightside said...

Signed book? Off to the tattoo studio then :D

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

Maybe, Aisling, maybe. *scary grin*

Eleven days? Yayness. :)

Aisling said...

Yes only 11 days. It's so close.

Luna Brightside said...

Oh, and hi everyone, haven't been commenting for ages.

So I am in a forgotten abyss of memories.

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

HI LUNA

I'm distant, btw.

Aisling said...

Hi Luna.
Wbd.

Luna Brightside said...

Hi Star, Aisling ^-^
ANd Yay WORLD BOOK DAY!

Charisma Thorne said...

Bonjour mes amis!

Well good sirs, I need you all to say why SP is awesome, trying to get my friend Lil to read it. GO.

And on the upshot, I ate pretzels today. Huzzah.

Aisling said...

Gtg to music instead of going to see Derek Landy in Easons. Grr darn you music competition.

Luna Brightside said...

Skulduggery is everything you could ever dream of...*creepy smile*

Luna Brightside said...

and Aisling, I can't go either :O
I've never even met the Golden one :'(

Aisling said...

Bye

Charisma try telling your friend that if he/she doesn't read SP that they will have missed out on the best books ever in the history of books.

Luna Brightside said...

bye ^o^

Luna Brightside said...

Tell her to read it, or the sparrow will fly south for winter. Then punch her, and say she would have expected it if she read the books.

Jubilance Glee (Jubi) said...

woah... that's kinda creepy
...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Woah... O.O

MY HAIR'S IN CURLERS! :3

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

MARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I DEDDED. SORT OF. KINDA. ISH.

Hi again, btw. Sorry I poofed, went for dinner . . .

I finished my homework! :)

Wbd still, I want to make my brother a birthday card. Why he has to have a birthday at a time when I'm so busy doing other stuff, I have no idea. He's just evil like that. :P

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

I said above:

And so sorry for the delay. I wrote the ded at school today. I reserve the right to add to it. Here is what I wrote:

So, I have to dedicate . . .

Problem. I don't know what to dedicate TO.

It's not even like I have a list of options and I don't know what to pick. I don't have ANY options. And I have to do like a good ded, seeing as it's taken me this long . . .

So. GAH. You're all evil . . .

Alright.

I dedicate to . . .

*drumroll*

Nothing. :P

No no no no no, don't murder me, I have a reason! No thing is the opposite of every thing. And everything is evil. It begins with the letters 'ev', making it as evil as Eve, and Eve is number fifteen on a 1-10 scale of evility. Also, it has the letter 'i' in it. Eve doesn't have the letter 'i' in her name, which means everything is MORE EVIL than Eve. O_O
I know, right? It's not even comprehendable!!!!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, it has the word 'ryth' in it. AND YET NO ONE EVER NOTICES IT HAS THE WORD RYTH IS IT! (Apart from me, because I am the Evility Detector).
So that makes it MORE evil. O_O
Don't ask me HOW it makes it more evil. If I even ATTEMPT to think about it, I shall explode from evility overload.
And in order to explain how it makes sense, I have to think about it.

So I ded to nothing, because it's the least evil thing in the world. Partially because it is the opposite of the evilest thing in the world, and partially because evility is a thing, and nothing is no thing - no things, including evility, are allowed in it.

*nods*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

STARARARARAR! :) YOU DEDDED? WHEN? WHERE?

I just finished my essayyyyy so I'm happy :)

FOUR DAYS! :D

TELL HIM I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :P

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

*nods* I'll tell him on the day! Danke! :)

I can write a meaningful ded later, if you like. *laughs*

I mean, and add to my previous one. But not now. I have to make a birthday card. :(

Maralie Lily Charm said...

GREAT DED STAR! :) *hugs*

Everything is evil... O.O

EXCEPT MY MOTHER. BECAUSE WITHOUT HER I WOULD NOT HAVE 1D TICKETS.

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

I think I'll colour his card with patterness. Then I don't have to think of things to draw on it. *yayness*

*laughs* Great? It was a jumbled mess of nonsense. :P

It was interform and I was freezing to death! *laughs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

This ded is pretty awesome though, I don't mind :)

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

It wasn't awesome. *grins*

But it will apparently suffice, *nods*

Danke. :)

Hey, this birthday card is easy . . .

I've decided I love this style of writing. So easy to do, yet it looks cool and like it took me ages!

I'll post it as my profile picture when I'm done. :)

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

Zath is pretty oblivious, isn't he? Nix and Hel barely ever come on... And even Val is becoming less active here. :(


I HAVE A SKULL DRESS THING, AND IT'S G R E A T

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

Well, it's a skeleton-y thing

But I have a skull dress, too.

I think I'm obsessed with skeletonsssss.

Bethany said...

holy crap. that's amazing. thinking of getting an SP quote tattooed eventually, but i'm in love with this. nicely done, karina.

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

SOMEONE, is going to post a picture in the near future of Skulduggery Pleasant tatooed on their face.

We're all crazy Derek O.o Don't doubt us...

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

I'm still here, but that's only because I haven't found out any of your exact addresses yet so I can't stalk you in person. They have - that's why they've left. I'm just pretty rubbish at finding out where people live. When I stop coming on, I think you should pay careful attention to anyone following you round . . .

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

*looks at birthday card*

It's meant to say something on the front, but my new card writing style makes words make less sense than I do . . .

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

Hey Star, and Luce! And I've never met you Bethany! :D

HAI :3

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

OH
Wait, le diner is being served! See ye later! :3

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

:( SEE YOU SOON, VALMARSH!

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

BYE VALMARSH!

September Seneca Silver said...

I haven't been on for a bit of a while, have I?

Bliss the potato. China the chocolate cookie.

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Hey, Embeeeeeeeer! !!!!!!!*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Ah, love Doctor Who music<3

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

And now, I must depart to go stab people with swords. Fours!

Fabi said...

I'm still laughing over Bliss the potato. XD

And yeah, it has been a while.

[Sorry, I wasn't on ten minutes ago]

And my chapter drops a week somewhere, apparently, but it is coming.

Fabi said...

Bye, Star.

Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane (Ieni Lorarté-Strider) said...

Byebye, Star!

Bliss...the potato? Wow, that's...
And hey, Fabi

September Seneca Silver said...

Hi again

Fabi said...

He actually appears in the Mc, Bliss the potato. China the chocolate cookie...? I have no sea where that came from.

And hi Ieni!

I am finally finishing the next part of my extremely late chapter, so I am distant.

Fabi said...

*idea

Not sea!

And hi again!

September Seneca Silver said...

DAGNABBIT WHY DO I KEEP POOFING

*breathe, Ember, breathe*

China the chocolate cookie just sounded good in my head.

Fabi said...

It does have that alliteration to it.

September Seneca Silver said...

"Where are you going?" she asked, her voice a whisper.

Her friend looked back at her. his eyes dull and lifeless. "I'm just going." Those eyes used to hold such love, such humour, such warmth.

She held her hand out towards him. He simply turned away, leaving her standing there.

September Seneca Silver said...

Okay... don't know what that was for.

September Seneca Silver said...

Star keeps forgetting to ded to MAHU *facedesk*

Fabi said...



New MC chapter.

Fabi said...
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Ulchabhán Stiltskin Brave said...

Hi! In honour of world book day we had to sit onn front of the class, Pretend to be youre fave character and answer questions.

I was Ghastly and someone asked me " What kind og
f maic do you do?" And i Said fire wind water and earth and then i said but i will never use earth again and he said "Why?" And i said because it messed up badly and i was in a statue coma. And i laughed. And no one else did. Iand I blushed then

Another school had to dress up as their fave character.

Ulchabhán Stiltskin Brave said...

WHAT IS MAHU! SOMEONE TELL ME!

Fabi said...

Mycroft
And
His
Umbrella

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

I hate people .-.

:'/

Sorry if I'm at all depressed tonight.

Fabi said...

Sorry to hear that, Lucy. [hugs]

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*sulks*

I have to curl my hair for World Book Day tomorrow. I was going to be Valkyrie, but last year I might've almost set some things on fire when I said I could light the candle with my awesome fire powers, so I'm not allowed.

*sulks again*

On the bright side, I'm Harry :)

Fabi said...

Hi Mara.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hullo Fabigail. *hugs*

*yawns*

Fabi said...

[hugs back]

I have too many plans for the MC...

Fabi said...

Msd, lunch soon.

Crazy weird random twist or doom?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I HAD TO KILL OFF SOMEONE D:

It will not affect Harralie though. Little spoiler.

But I have a very very very extremely upsetting part written...

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

Ambrosia and nectar must taste of Skittles.

... Skittles milkshake ...
That could be interesting.

Fabi said...

I'm killing off someone as well. [evil laugh]

And uh, oh. Doom! [wanttoreaditnowsomuch!!]

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okay Fab. :)

DOOM! DOOOOOOOOM!

Fabi said...

It sounds yummy interesting, though! And multi-colored!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Omg Skittles Milkshake O.O

I HAVE TO TRY ONE.

My brother keeps touching the curlers... *frowns at brother*

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

I'm just trying to work out if Skittles milkshakes would taste okay...

Luciana Clover Scáth said...

...

Skuttlebuggia idea.

Fabi said...

Back. It would, if it was something like nectar, all magical and stuff. An actual mortal-style Skittles milkshake, though... Depends on how they did it.

I got a pack of skittles the other day... They switched the green ones! I am annoyed. Is that everywhere, or just here?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Opinions? :)
Tis for the MC :)

She let out a scream and fell to her knees, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"No!" she screamed, desperately searching for a pulse. "_________!"
She stared down at the boy she had loved since she was 6, and collapsed on top of him, crying into his chest.
"______," she whispered, sniffling quietly. "I love you. Please don't leave me. Please."
"I never really let you know I loved you," she murmured, her breaths shaky. "But I do. I really and truely do. I love you, ______."

DON DON DONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Fabigail, do you think it's an Ashiana or Harralie moment? :D

Fabi said...

It sounds more like Ashiana... I think. Doesn't make sense though, 'cause it's making me upset, and I don't ship them.

Now you're making me go all absolutelygottareadmarasnextchapterthisveryminutenowomgineedtoknowwhathappenssomuchthisistorture!!!

[cues Beetoven's fifth symphony]

Jubilance Glee (Jubi) said...

iiiiiiittttttt'ssssssssss

JUUUBBIII!!!!

Fabi said...

Hhhhhiiiiiiiii Juuubbiii!!!!!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Interesting... *grins* *strokes invisible beard*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA- *evil cough*

NIALL'S ON THE RADIO! *tackles radio*

Cyberbullying is very bad... NIALL THAT'S SO SWEET. And Twitter... Yes. And African children... NIALL YES WE NEED TO FEED THEM. GO ON NIALLER!! c:

Maralie Lily Charm said...

JUBI *hugs*

four days omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg X infinity

Zafira Kerias said...

Hola!

Fabi said...

Wbd/msd, writing.

[Nods]

Fabi said...

Hi, Zaf!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Zaf! *hugs*

*hangs from tree* Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? O.o *ponders*

Jubilance Glee (Jubi) said...

ZAF!!!!!!!! FABI!!!!!!!! MARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.

Zafira Kerias said...

Hoya for some reason drama was cancelled soo

Fabi said...

If it's expected, it isn't the unexpected anymore.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Exactly Fabigail.

Fabi said...

Therefore the unexpected can never be expected, because once expected, it is not unexpected. Thus, it is impossible to expect the unexpected.

You can, of course, expect what is unexpected by popular vote. That is called predicting the apocalypse.

Fabi said...

And now I'd better go.

Au revoir!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Fabi! :( *hugs*

... 8 minutes later... *facepalm*

Skul-ManFan said...

YAY! First page! :D How epic! :D AMAZING...
TATTOOO!

Aisling said...

How are we still only on the first page?

Zafira Kerias said...

No clue I mean i was on when Derek commented but I am not surprised he isnt back yet

Aisling said...

I still can't believe that I could've gone to the thing in dublin but I couldn't cause I had music practise for my competition

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

HEYO.

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

Msd.

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